clean break 

When you produce a solid turd, and your sphincter muscle cuts it off like it was playdough, and you don't need to wipe (but you still do)

There's nothing better than having clean break before your golf game.

clean break by anonymous August 22, 2022

Clean And Safe 

Since Portland Police is useless, you call Clean And Safe. No, they cant arrest anybody, but when you are bleeding out cuz the crackhead stabbed you, you will get better help from Clean And Safe than the actual police.

1) I had to call Clean And Safe today, some crazy lady came into my shop screaming and yelling, cracked out of her mind
2) 503.388.3888
3)What Jo-Ann Hardesty hates

Clean And Safe by 503.Portland.971 October 30, 2022

Clean Plumbing

Post defecation, you use your toilets bidet to hit the male G spot. Simultaneously receiving a blowjob to completion. Thus cleaning all the plumbing.

Girl: can I clean you plumbing
Man: I have already started…

Man: I received clean plumbing after eating Taco Bell

Clean Plumbing by McMahonDingo December 27, 2022

Clean as a slip 

When you take a big shit and you go to wipe but when you look at your toilet paper after the wipe there is so shit streaks on it. So your butthole is as clean as a white slip.

my butthole is clean as a slip

Clean as a slip by cumball January 7, 2023

Clean up shop 

Winning or making large sums of profit by making bets with friends or gambling.

In '85 I'd clean up shop betting on the Chicago Bears!

Clean up shop by Conkoosh February 15, 2023

Clean Sanchez 

When a chick is nice and wet, throw a couple digits inside her vag. Take those wet fingers out, and give the 2 finger sniff across your mustache line. Leaving a glistening trail of vag juice across your upper lip and below the nostrils for one to smell and enjoy. Hence, the Clean Sanchez!

Alternatively, it can be done on either yourself or on the chick you just fingered

Guy 1: After some heavy over the clothes touching and making out, she was right into it and super wet so I gave myself a Clean Sanchez

Guy 2: Thats hockey!

Clean Sanchez by westcoastsurprise August 5, 2011

Clean North 

As opposed to the southern states being the "Dirty South" the northern states are the Clean North.

Ex. 1 "We be representin the Clean North Nigga."

Ex. 2 "Mr. X "You from the Clean North?"
"Mr. Y "True Dat."

Clean North by BA-ling March 6, 2003