Cincinnati Butt-Plug

A sex act involving the capturing of cicadas or other docile humming native insects, that are collected and then put into a condom or similar prophylactic and inserted into the anus for pleasure.

The humming of the insects acts as a natural source of vibration.

Jim, I think we need to refill the cicadas in this Cincinnati Butt-Plug. They died.

by becheMal444 June 9, 2024

Cincinnati Love Handle

When someone holds the love handles at the bottom of your triceps instead of the traditional love handle.

I'm holding him through the Cincinnati love handle instead of his traditional love handles. Man let me tell you that it sparked joy, holding his arm instead of his torso!

by Grow Up Saturdays August 29, 2025

Cincinnati Leaf Blower

During the act of receiving head from a female, you throw a blanket over her body and trap her with your legs while farting on her head.

Yo Bro! I just gave my girlfriend’s mom the smelliest Cincinnati Leaf Blower

by Jeremy Fartburner June 1, 2025

Cincinnati Setup

When flying on an airplane with a friend, you tape a Dildo to a water bottle in your friends bag. When a tsa agent searches the bag for the bottle, they will get a little surprise, as well as your friend getting embarrassed.

You-I’m going to Louisiana with David

Friend-You should give him the old “Cincinnati Setup”

by Bigpump February 11, 2018

Cincinnati Chili Basket

1. A hot mess; see also dumpster fire. Derived from the chili concoction originating from Cincinnati, OH. It is well known that all such variants are distinctively not authentic chili but an unholy facsimile of hot messy mystery meat and a greasy spunk loosely described as "sauce". The name "chili" is further desecrated by spooning the goop on top of spaghetti that was boiled in aged hot dog water. As a final affront to humanity, a prolific amount of shredded cheese is then deposited upon it, assuring various degrees of gastro-intestinal damage to the consumer.

2. A Cleveland Steamer after partaking in Cincinnati chili.

1. That last staff meeting where Bob lost his shit with Phyllis for 30 minutes was a real Cincinnati Chili Basket.
2. After eating at Skyline Chili, we went back to my place and I gave Barbara the fucking biggest Cincinnati Chili Basket of her god damn life!

by Boodreaux November 22, 2019

cincinnati snow plow

When 11 bearcats bend over the bench and coach plows frozen footballs lace deep… anally

Behind every Ohio loss is a cincinnati snow plow for punishment.

by Chody pokes January 7, 2023

Cincinnati Squeegee

After receiving a blowjob and finishing on your stomach, your partner pulls your underwear up and gives you a front wedgie before using the elastic band to squeegee all of your cum into your underwear.

I got my first blowjob the other day and afterwards she gave me the ol' Cincinnati Squeegee!

by Ledantarious IV July 16, 2024