cake and candles

A strange alternative way for people to say happy birthday. Typically used by people who are strange

Cake and candles bro

by Suzpqi March 30, 2024

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Shit candle

When a birthday candle is mounted into one end of a firm turd, lit and then let fully burn.

I went to Jessica’s house last night and we made a shit candle to celebrate her birthday

by Dod Äntligen July 19, 2022

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Candling

Having a total emotional meltdown that includes crying uncontrollably and screaming.

Lisa is candling right now.

by Magba June 15, 2022

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Shrek's Candle

When one ejaculates into someones ear and lets it harden. Once removed it can be used as a candle.

She said said fill all my holes so i put it in her ear and gave her that shrek's candle.

by Shrekzaddy July 1, 2022

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When you place any long object inside a woman's vagina allowing a great deal of the object to point out. The object is then lit on fire and the girl must do her best to blow out the flames by only using queefs. Originated in Perth, WA.

Me and Victoria and gonna try the Forbidden Candle tonight.

by frogwranglerr February 16, 2022

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Candle Pop

When your girlfriend/wife gives you a blow job while you give her an ear candle.

My girlfriend asked me to light her ear candle, while she was laying there she pulled down my pants and blew me before the flame went out then yelled Chinese Candle Pop!

by ChinseXandlePop September 22, 2025

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