its simple you see. 2 players are involved, one pitches the can while the others bats and you see how far you can get it. Soda cans are preferred, because upon impact they tend to explode.
I really wanted to smash cans, so I made a few phone calls and it seemed that walmart had the cheapest cans providing me with minutes of enjoyment.
by Adam Chet May 4, 2006

by kiki & dankie January 8, 2012

When u squeeze tiny Jews into a silver can and seal it forever more and place it into ur basement in a cold area out of direct sunlight
In my dry basement area with no sunlight I placed my canned Jew into my basement by the canned chicken !
by Bum check September 8, 2016

When a girl wants to take you home to have sex but you are a retard a blow your chances so offer her a can of soup
(Girl) hey I’m not sleeping with you tonight. (Guy) well what do you want a bowl of soup or something leading to the guy using a can of soup and some fresh tiger loaf
by Massive corey October 7, 2020

A beverage can that has been open for days and may or may not have a bug in it. You can't see into the can to get a clear answer, therefore the can simultaneously does and doesn't have a bug in it until you pour out the whole thing and see for yourself.
"I wouldn't drink that, man. It's been out for a while. It's a real Schrödinger's can at this point."
by BoredCollegeKid April 6, 2016

by Femme boy October 15, 2020

IPA: kan gab
1. n. Conversation (not always with a stranger) between stalls in a public toilet.
2. v. (plural) To converse while high on drugs in a bathroom.
3. n. Trivial communication (usu. speech), oft. self-rectifying; (adj.) absurd and/or off topic.
1. n. Conversation (not always with a stranger) between stalls in a public toilet.
2. v. (plural) To converse while high on drugs in a bathroom.
3. n. Trivial communication (usu. speech), oft. self-rectifying; (adj.) absurd and/or off topic.
1. Listen, jim, I overheard some wicked can gab back there, I think the shit is about to hit the fan!
2. I thought it was just idle can-gab, but then the toilet exploded.
3. I been waitin' for the bathroom for like ten minutes! I'm about to pee myself and all I can hear is those two can-gabbing and giggling like school girls!
4. When they started talking about Luminous Bodies, the crowd thought it was so deep, but it was absolute can-gab.
5. I know it's a seminar, but his question was just so...I don't know...can-gab.
2. I thought it was just idle can-gab, but then the toilet exploded.
3. I been waitin' for the bathroom for like ten minutes! I'm about to pee myself and all I can hear is those two can-gabbing and giggling like school girls!
4. When they started talking about Luminous Bodies, the crowd thought it was so deep, but it was absolute can-gab.
5. I know it's a seminar, but his question was just so...I don't know...can-gab.
by Zero & Lefty February 25, 2011
