hillbilly c section

Another way to say stab or get cut by a knife, broken bottle or a different sharp weapon in a fight. Generally said when someone gets stabbed in the stomach or gut, hence the reference to C-Section.

Tom and Brad got in a fight at the bar last night and brad gave tom a hillbilly c section with a nigga knife after smashing his beer bottle against the bar counter

Watch out or else ill give you a hillbilly c section with this bottle nigga

by shlubster February 22, 2014

Johnny C. Dude

Johnny C. Dude, a chef in the Orient and Johnny B. Goode's distant cousin (a Chuck Berry tune)

Verse 1
Deep down in East Asia close to COVID-19s

Way back up in the hoods, far from New Orleans
There stood a kitchen whose food tasted so good
Where made dishes a chef named Johnny C. Dude
Who never ever learned to read recipes so well
But for dogs he was the devil straight outta hell

Chorus
Go, go
Go Johnny go, go
Go Johnny go, go
Go Johnny go, go
Go Johnny go, go
Johnny Chink Dude

Verse 2
He used to hang around by the railroad tracks
Carrying knives, a saw and his sharp axe

Oh, the engineers would see him sitting on the hills
Observing railsides to harvest railroad kills
Gourmet people passing by would stop and say:
"Oh my, dat chef boi can cook tho' he's so gay"

Chorus
Solo

Verse 3
Mother told 'im: "You'll be kinda Gordon Ramsay man
Whose cronies are shit and you are the fan
Hungry people coming from miles around
To eat your bats, cats or the foxhound
Your commercial will be on the Michelin site"

Saying: "C'mon man, have a big bite!"

Chorus

"Let's go eat at that Johnny C. Dude's Chinese restaurant."
"Hell no! My dog could offend his mind if he found out."

by O. W. Tongueincheek November 5, 2021

Pulling a Kayli C.

When you and your father pretend to be hardcore drug dealers just to snitch out everyone.

Person1: Naw she cool as hell

person 2: Nigga u sure she aint just pulling a Kayli C. on ur ass?

by pILL pRESSURE September 25, 2021

S.T.D.E.C.T.W.A.N.T.Y.W.C.T.S.L.G.I.M.M

Should the day ever come that we are not together you will continue to shine like gold in my memories <3

When Zhongli says S.T.D.E.C.T.W.A.N.T.Y.W.C.T.S.L.G.I.M.M

by Dumbozos <3 February 11, 2022

C-Funk

C-Funk - Real Name: Marcus McKinley

Rapper from East Palo Alto, CA.

In the 80's and early 90's C-Funk was known as Cap'N Crunch as he was in the group Rated X along with Cool Breeze and D.J. Ajax.

Later he changed his name to C-Funk and went solo.

He also the cousin of flavor flav
From public enemy.

In 2001, C-Funk changed his name to !ProHoeZak?.

He has starred in an HBO feature film titled "Who Makes the Rules" and racked up production credits for Daz Dillinger (Deathrow), Kurupt (Deathrow), Kokane (Doggystyle), Suga Free (Atlantic), Yukmouth (Rap-A-Lot) and Night Owl (Priority).

Albums:

I'm Out 2 Stoages
Label: Tandem Records
Year:1992

Three Dimensional Ear Pleasure
Label: Scarface Records

Year: 1995

Shrooms
Label:Taylor Made Records
Year:1999

About Funkin Time (CD)
Label: Worldwide Musicnone
Year : 2008

C-funk

Three Dimensional Ear Pleasure

Is a 1995 g-funk bay area classic album . It takes a lot of inspiration / samples from George Clinton's funkadelic / parliament.

Track list

1. 3-D Intro
2.Keep Rollin'
3.Dont You Know ( not to be a hoe)
4.Lime In Ya Coconut
5.Chill & Kick Back
6.Get Off My Sack
7.Whoop Whoop, Yeah Yeah

8.Skizzay wizzay ( bonus track )
Deluxe edition only

Guerrilla funk recordings / ASCAP

by Blu_leef November 27, 2022

C team baseball

When a group of young boys from Fort Collins High School jerk each other off and suck one another’s dick in the back of a school bus coming home from a baseball game.

did u hear about C team baseball?

by Fort Collins HS January 24, 2020

P.C.P.O.D

(powerful cop punching overload....Daaaamn!)

when a person of ill repute, is caught by the cops right after smoking weed laced with pcp, and doesn't want to go back to jail, where he would presumable be raped; a rare instance of uncontrolable rage ensues as the subject starts fighting the police officers and anyone within a 2 mile radius. Sometimes called super hulk mutha fucka beating the shit out anything that moves, or if it's persons of different ethnicities: crazy ass chappelle looking nigga ripping the heads off of chickens, george lopez on crack or something roundhousing cops in the face, bruce lee jackie chan mother fucker with nothing to lose, judo chopping police cruisers in half, etc.

police: we were responding to a house call about illegal drugs being used in the vicinity of a high school, when we arrived at the place of residence, where we encountered a black male high on narcotics acting in an aggressive manner towards the first responders, we suspected that the subject might turn P.C.P.O.D when we were entering the place of residence. As we were leaving, one of the officers told the subject to keep his yard free of debris, and the subject proceeded to get enraged and attack our officers, sadly the subject killed 12 officers, and 18 civilians before a swat sniper put two rounds in his skull.

Reporter: we will play some of the audio recorded from the first responders cruiser.

officer: clean your fucking house you broke ass dave chappelle looking mutha fucka.

Perp: fuck it, ima fuck you up nigggggaaaaaa!!!,byaaah!!!!!

officer: oh shit run, ahhhhh ...zrp.....zzzzzzzaaah...zzz.....

Reporter: it cuts off there, it's a sad day in america when a nigga goes P.C.P.O.D, back to you bill.

by kipper big January 11, 2013