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crapper napper

One who habitually falls asleep while on the toilet.
MIKE: Today Billy went on break for an hour and a half.
ROGER: Why was he on break so long?
MIKE: Well, I went to the bathroom to take a piss and heard snoring and found out that Billy is a CRAPPER NAPPER !!! he fell asleep!
by Mikial Muzio April 16, 2007
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crappin on the clock

The act of rushing to your job to take a crap or staying late to take a crap on company time. This is especially satisfying when you leave your house in the morning, already needing to take a crap and holding it in to go at work...on the clock.
I really had to take a dump this morning, even before getting in the shower, but I held it so I would be crappin on the clock.
by crappin4fun March 25, 2009
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Cuthbert Crappingsdown

A name commonly used for a person who is very good at what they do, yet are unknown to the majority of the population.
Before David Beckham became a proffesional footballer, he was a Cuthbert Crappingsdown in his neighbourhood.
by Cuthbert Crappingsdown February 17, 2009
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thread crapping

v. Thread crapping occurs when a person comes into a thread and posts something contrary to the spirit/intent of the thread, often derailing the discussion or turning it into an argument.
Coming into a thread titled "I love my new Apple Macintosh!", and posting "PCs are better and cheaper" is thread crapping.
by keyshaw March 23, 2010
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super mega piece of CRAPSHITFUCK!!!!

This vigorous and violent outburst is usually associated with someone terribly angry and disappointed with something.
Silver Sun is a super mega piece of crapshitfuck!!!!
by Max Mannix July 7, 2008
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crap sofa

Jules and Maxo's Sofa
If I have to go back to that spot on 11th and B and sit on the crap sofa one more time I might just take a shit on it.
by dacannonrolla May 9, 2009
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crap load

Large quantity of something. More than a boat load, but less than a shit load.
I have a crap load of work to do before I can leave!
by drewnsam January 16, 2008
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