Butter Popsicle

1. The sloppiest, saltiest, most savory dome known to man.
2. A beegizzle

"The Ice cream man fell to his knees when I demanded a Butter Popsicle "

"Yo dude, Courtney just gave me the craziest Butter Popsicle I have ever been given under the summer sun."

by Thegreatblumpkin6969 May 20, 2016

Butter Hunt

The nonsensical errands you send your parents on when you need to get alone time at home to masturbate.

"Hey Dad, I need you to run to the store and get me some deodorant and some CD-Rs, also I think we need butter."

"Alright I'll be back in a bit."

Later, cock in hand:
"Ugh, yes, totally just sent Dad on a butter hunt. Ooh..."

by bagelsFOAD December 25, 2016

Butter Skips

That greasy, warm buttery feeling between the butt cheeks when you skip to the bathroom for a wipe after sharting yourself.

Frank left this cubicle with the butter skips.

All that boiled cabbage last night gave me the butter skips today.

by Eaton Holgoode November 3, 2017

Butter Imp

Someone who looks like...
A) A melted GI Joe figurine
B) Jabba the Hutt in a sauna
C) The sweaty lovechild of Herman Munster and Grimace
D) All of the above

Ted Cruz is probably my favorite butter imp.

by GRANDPASTOECHEESE April 20, 2018

butter and egg man

A wealthy but unsophisticated small-town businessman who acts like a playboy when he visits the big city.

Oh I am so sure that Alan will have a good time on his trip to St. Louis; being the "butter and egg man" he is.

by Koshell October 4, 2018

Burner Car

Burner Car, is a car that has been stolen and is being used for a robbery, joy ride etc. which is later disposed of, usually by setting it on fire.
Very common in Merseyside, UK and London, can also be heard in many recent drill songs across the UK (Grime).

"Aye Laa we dashed the scene in a burner car" - We escaped in a car that we will dispose of later

by BigManK00 November 6, 2019

Butter Badge

An extremely moist asshole. May be caused by sweat, other bodily fluids, swamp ass, a shart, a poor wipe job or general uncleanliness.

I need to go Re-wipe. I got a butter badge.

I got her so wet it dribbled down her taint and made a tasty little butter badge.

Tommy broholed me last night and I ended up with a butter badge.

I tried to squeeze on off in class but I ended up with a shart. I had to sit there till class was out with a butter badge.

by Dick Onchin October 12, 2020