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Toledo Burrito

The act of wrapping an erect penis in a tortilla (flour or corn), then filling the tortilla with meat, rice, salsa, and other assorted ingredients. This contraption will then be used as a contraceptive while the man practices intercourse. The friction will result in the burrito cooking to a tasty, edible state. Bonus points are awarded to folks who use raw beef and successfully cook it to a medium or medium-well state.

A member of the Holy Toledo Trinity, along with the "Toledo Mosquito" and the "Toledo Funguito".
"I had the ingredients lying around, so I was like, 'Hey, Becky, do you want a Toledo Burrito?' and she was all, 'Yeah, I guess.' So I had sex with her with a burrito on my penis."
by The Earl of Teabag September 15, 2008
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Wet Burrito

After using an "Alaskin Pipeline" and the used 'dildo' is not frozen anymore, slap the women in the face with the open end, leaving a brown smear on her face.
After using my Alaskin Pipeline on your mom, she stood up and I hit her in the face with my Wet Burrito.
by Dr. Syphilis April 16, 2009
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Tahitian Burrito

The act of shitting in a vagina and then having sex with it.
If male injects feces into a woman's vagina. Let's it marinade. After marinating he then has sex with the feces filled vagina. This act I called The Tahitian Burrito.
by Dirty Sanchez 1 October 25, 2013
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Bean Burrito

Man 1; damn that beaner ate too much Taco Bell then went on a camping trip and looked like a Bean Burrito.

Man 2; I’m calling border patrol
by Kennedy Half Dolla April 2, 2022
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Burrito Patch

The crotch of a Female or a male. Pink taco 🌮
Hey bro did that woman really say to kiss her burrito patch??
by Leddskinner March 28, 2023
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burrito peels

The strips of foil created as one unpeels a foil wrapped burrito.
That douche just left his burrito peels on the bench after he was done eating.
by bikepilgrim September 2, 2009
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Fortnite burrito

When a girl diarrheas in ur mouth causing you to throw up inside her sphincter
Dude j.c gave me a good old fortnite burrito last night
by Deo demon January 22, 2022
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