Bean and Cheese Burrito

A sex act in which a receptive partner opens his or her mouth round like a tortilla, then a male partner farts inside the first partner's mouth, then quickly ejaculates on top of it.

"My woman never had Mexican food, so I gave her a genuine bean and cheese burrito."

by Mortimer L. Bard August 16, 2007

breakfast burrito

morning wood. Erection first thing in the morning.

"I woke up w/ a massive breakfast burrito."

by illskilla May 8, 2006

Cold Burrito

The Act of put your nose in a vagina or anus while you have a cold, sneezing, and than sucking the snot out with your mouth.

Chick 1 "My boyfriend gave me a cold burrito last night"

Chick 2 "ewww"

by Timmy1997 September 26, 2010

burrito

an extremely large penis

Despite how skinny he is, Timmy sure has quite the burrito.

by Lawen McSheezy January 25, 2007

burrage

Sanguine, well-read, and fascinating conversationalists, the Burrages are descended from a fearsome race of Gallic surfers. Their heads, which are perfectly proportioned, are handsome and usually adorned with a hat of the prevailing fashion.

Both a noun and a verb, one can either burrage (approach a task with vigour and panache), or be a bit of a burrage, ie refined yet virile.

"Look at that bloke with the excellent hat! Clearly a burrage."
"Yes, and observe the way he burrages by shooting and skinning that wild pig, afterwards incorporating it into a tasty and excellent risotto."

by John W B July 26, 2008

Burrito Balls

When you push both testicles into a woman's ass and then pull them out with shit and blood on them.

I Burrito Balled this chick the other night. When I pulled my burrito balls out they were coated with beef and taco sauce.

by FROMOjoe October 27, 2007

BURRILLVILLE HILLBILLY GANGS

COON NUNES, OR GRAVEY DAVEY IS A FAGGOT FOR BELIEVING THERE IS SUCH A THING OF "GANGS" (Bloods and or Crips) IN THE TOWN OF BURRILLVILLE

ex: "Im gonna my set up on your ass for disrespecting my blood brothers"

ex #2: "BLOOD IN, BLOOD OUT"

ex #3: If "he" reads this..."YO IMA GET MY BURRILLVILLE GANGS ON YOU NIKKA, AND IMA FIND YOU AND SLIT YOUR THROAT"

ex #4: "Hi, my name is ____ and Im an alcoholic, I smoke "weed", no Im lying, I smoke Cloud Nine, that doesnt show up in piss tests because Im a loser. I believe in BURRILLVILLE HILLBILLY GANGS, and that Im apart of them. (:

by afag101 January 22, 2012