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Verbal Broccoli

Unbeknownst to the speaker, but obvious to most listeners, the repeated mispronunciation of a specific word out of pure individual ignorance, as opposed to being attributed to region or dialect. It sounds so absurd that people have to decide whether or not to mention it, as it will be embarrassing to the speaker, much like informing someone of broccoli in their teeth.
“He was very ‘pacific’ with his instructions.”

“She should have ‘know-en’ that that ‘furnial’ looked tacky with all those fake flowers.”

“I took him for ‘granite,’ now he is gone.”

Someone should tell him about that verbal broccoli before he embarrasses himself at work.

“Did you hear Trump’s verbal broccoli? He mispronounced Yosemite as ‘Yo-semite’ and then ‘Yo-seminite.’ How embarrassing.”
by Great Grammar August 30, 2021
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Chicken and Broccoli Diet

Codeword for gear, aka steroids, TRT, etc. within the fitness industry.

Diet fed to the masses by fake nattys to keep the masses looking beta. Real men eat steak and eggs.
Chicken and Broccoli Diet

"Fred got shredded and put on 40 pounds of muscle for his new role as an action hero by eating only chicken and broccoli and using the ab decimator machine 3x per week."
by kalton May 5, 2022
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Related Words

broceritops

i giant bro that is bigger than the rest, dinosaur-like bro
bro 1: Bro did you see that broceritops over there?!
bro 2: yeah that guy towers over everyone, don't wanna mess with him.
by james jamdajmtmjtpmda October 29, 2009
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Broconomical

The act of purchasing and item with a bro, whereas the price of the purchase is split between both you and the bro evenly .
The Natty Ice is pretty cheap, so lets take advantage of the sale and be Broconomical about it.

Chill.
by SRJCstudent October 30, 2010
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Brocycling

It's the same thing as recycling, but unlike most citizens who do it to preserve the earth, the frat bros do for unlimited free games of beer pong on gameday.
Broseph: Hey man, don't throw that Fatty Natty in the trash, the brocycle box is right there.

Bromeo: What the fuck bro, you turning gay on me?

Broseph: No, shut your butt, me and the brothers figured it out, and we can buy a keg every month with the money we get from Brocycling.
by LSUTUBE December 1, 2010
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brock blocking

Any point in the series pokemon where brock is dragged or pulled away from flirting with a girl
brock: nurse joy!!! please heal my pokemon, along with with my heart!!!

misty: not today loverboy

brock: owowowowow!!!!!!</3

pikachu: pika-pi -(why is she brock blocking him again?)

ash:you said it pikachu
by alphapedestrian October 23, 2011
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Brock eyes

Noun; adjective, Brock-eyed or Brock-eye'd; verb, Brock-eye, Brock-eyeing, Brock-eyed or Brock-eye'd

1. The facial expression one involuntarily assumes after smoking marijuana in which the eyes appear to others and feel by the user continuously squinted due to periorbital edema and congested corneal blood vessels, appearing similar to the face of Brock of the Pokémon series.
2. To stare with Brock eyes while high, often for long periods of time at a single object such as a television screen, or at nothing in particular.
Stoner 1: Dude... You have some serious Brock eyes.
Stoner 2: Yeah man; I am so blazed...

Stoner 1: I gotta go to work; do I look baked?
Stoner 2: Yeah dude... You're Brock-eye'd.

Stoner 1: Where's Tanner?
Stoner 2: He's still in the living room watching everyone play GTA. He's been doing nothing but smoking and Brock-eyeing the TV all day.
by DRIFTDOLL November 12, 2013
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