When a female wakes her partner by silently lowering her privates down onto the sleeping persons face. They awaken to a face full of lady parts for a pleasant surprise.
Oh my, i woke Henry up with a Labia Breakfast the other day, he was so surprised that he didn't know what to do. He said he loved it.
by nico-p March 09, 2018
An indie rock band fronted by Korean American Michelle Zauner. The band is named after anime gifs of japanese breakfasts.
Japanese Breakfast are my favorite band.
by Pony Danza April 17, 2023
When you take a bowl movement in the shower. Waffle stomp your bowl movement, then ingest said waffle.
See Waffle stomp
See Waffle stomp
Jeff was a lot of things,but he was never late. To save time in the morning,he'd usually just stomp out a shower breakfast.
by Dr.Cha0s December 24, 2021
A cheap, thin, fuzzy blanket you wear while eating breakfast in the morning because it's so effing cold. Probably because mama can't pay the heating bill.
Put on your breakfast coats children and gather round the table. Mama's got gruel with bacon drippings for breakfast.
by Doomie January 30, 2015
During Covid restrictions that required bars to sell food with any alcoholic beverage, it is the pizza you need to order even if you just had dinner -- hence it becomes planned breakfast pizza.
"You need to order food with that drink. All we have left is a slice of pizza."
"Yes! Breakfast pizza! Box it to go, please."
"Yes! Breakfast pizza! Box it to go, please."
by Monsieur Papa February 25, 2021
by Shannonymous November 13, 2016
The veritable breakfast of champions which consists solely of a cigarette with coffee and/or hard liquor.
by ShiverBeyondAppalling November 08, 2023