One who gets friendzoned often.
Like How I Met Your Mother, but will never be able to tell his kids how he met there mother, as he is forever alone.
Like How I Met Your Mother, but will never be able to tell his kids how he met there mother, as he is forever alone.
by AshleysMexicanDick May 26, 2014
Get the Brandonmug. Brandon is most likely a bisexual who loves taking penis up the butt. He probably has a girlfriend to cover how gay he actually is.
Brandon is a homosexual
by Brandon meme September 5, 2020
Get the Brandonmug. a hot guy that can make every girl happy he is the nicest person you will ever meet he is the guy you will ever meet he is amazing in bed he has the biggest dick u will ever see and he will make u happy just to see him he is the best boyfriend you will ever have he is super cute and very sexy he looks weak but is veary strong he knows how to fight people laugh at him and he knows how to take a joke he plays stupid but is actually really smart he can make any girl happy in bed and is completely starght
by Hapy friend March 18, 2017
Get the brandonmug. Brandon is such an ass
by Looks like a potato September 19, 2018
Get the Brandonmug. a very hairy ape smells like old yogurt and expired milk. someone had sex with an orange and out came Brandon.
by Brian Brickhouse June 11, 2018
Get the brandonmug. A guy who does not know what he wants in life. He wants a cat but he always loves chickens. He doesn't know what's best for him
by therealslimoprag March 7, 2017
Get the Brandonmug. Brandon is a bald cop calling loser that sits in his room all day and night and only comes out when hes hungry he also likes to argue over the most petty stuff ever and likes to video tape arguments like a fuck head and he don't pay any bills and his mom has to pay is house payments and sits on his ass and plays on his phone all the time and he a over all pussy bitch
by Karen cline September 7, 2020
Get the Brandonmug.