a crusty blonde bitch who is a pathological liar. she will screw you over and play the victim. she thinks she’s hot shit but in reality she has no boobs and no friends
by bahsksldhjeoe December 17, 2021

Fake boobies. Cosmetic surgery has yet to perfect the feel of a natural breast. So, while these boobies may be fun to look at, when compared to the appeal of a natural pair, eBay boobies just don't measure up.
Guy: Man, I haven't seen her since high school. Look at that rack!
Other Guy: Dude... eBay boobies...
Guy: Oh... We'll they still look nice.
Other Guy: Dude... eBay boobies...
Guy: Oh... We'll they still look nice.
by d2x_caleb@yahoo.com August 1, 2007

A Girl (Or even possibly a guy) Well known for having HUGEE basoomas and are usually quite tall. They tend to marry more then one person (unofficial) to show that they are loved for more than their boobs... but to be quite frank, it doesnt prove that. Generally a bubbly person although they are Insane. Bet you want to meet a Booby Lady now!
by TheOriginalBoobyLady! July 7, 2009

by ToadMaster May 1, 2003

by John Wesley February 13, 2008

secrets which girls share with one of their chest pressed against another(sometimes while changing clothes), the most private, and possibly life-destroying secrets, usually told in a locker room, or in a bathroom.
by SLYX January 12, 2009

by weeabix April 25, 2005
