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Barry Bonds

A sexual act performed on a subject in which a baseball bat is shoved inside the recipients anal cavity. Causing them to scream “strike three!” quite intensely.
“Last night I did Tanisha so well with that Barry Bonds, I felt like a major leaguer when she was screaming and striking me out!”
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dota-bond

A dota-bond is a relationship between two or more players that have been together for years and developed a family-like bonds between each other due to the complexity of the Multiplayer Online Battle Arena game DotA 2. Since the game is so complex and hard to grasp, and master, the bonds between players are truly unique and almost unbreakable once achieved, thus creating the dota-bond.
Alice and bob know each other for 8 years playing DotA 2. They have a dota-bond.
by sipsipsubidibao April 8, 2022
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rofl-bonding

Bonding with someone while discussing humorous moments.
Person 1: "Remember when Billy Bob tried to skateboard on that treadmill"

Person 2: "Oh yea that was totally a rofl moment. Though when Jimmy Bob tried to trampoline onto a moving truck way beats that moment out"

Person 1: "True that. That was the best rofl moment"

Person 2: "Ah I love rofl-bonding"
by Zoe Dimer February 26, 2011
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klint bonds

really cool gangplank main with huge dick and is really cool
really hot asian girl: god i wish i could sleep with klint bonds!
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Bond That Shit

The ability for a man to transcend to another level of cool, be it picking up an untouchably hot woman, driving a fast car like stuntman Mike, wearing a suit like a boss, or kicking someone's entitled ass.
Ralph - Woah. Did you see Ronald pick up that super model?
Billy - Yeah, he can really Bond that shit.

When GSP steps into a ring, he really does Bond that Shit.

Sam Rockwell really does Bond that shit in general.
by Jr.Buddha November 18, 2012
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Knight Bonding

A sleepover created just so a group of male friends can jerk off with each other while thinking about the sleepover host's sister. It is common for the host of a Knight Bond to provide family pictures of the sister for the masturbation session.
Guy: Thanks man, that Knight Bonding last night was amazing! Your sister is so fucking hot.

Host: No problem, thanks for bringing the lube!
by VinesAndTrees October 10, 2017
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James Bonding

To jump from one motorboat to another without hesitation. (motorboating two or more pair of breasts)
My girlfriend brought her frisky friend over last night and I was James Bonding both of them!
by Hairy slaughter January 1, 2017
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