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ding-a-ling bling

To bedazzle the male genital region with stick-on crystals.
Scott: I surprised my wife with some ding-a-ling bling.
Jeremy: How did she like that?
Scott: She loved it. She said it made everything sparkle.
by Silly8875 February 10, 2012
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bling

crystal form of speed, highly addictive stimulant infamously known ask crystal meth; methamphetamine.
David made it a routine to pick up bling at dusk.
by ORIGINALinspired June 21, 2024
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bling

by toey July 28, 2023
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hotline blinging

Putting your thumb on a girl's clit and your pinky in the girl's asshole so your hand looks like a phone and then shaking your had vigorously in a "surfs up dude" style
"Dude! I took this girl home last night and for a while we were just making out and then we started hotline blinging"

"I was hotline blinging this chick last night and she squirted all over my Gucci sweater."
by Jaybird1201 August 6, 2016
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dock bling

when:

-the dock in OSX is set to 'magnify' the icons on mouse-over more than 10%,

-your dock icons are too big (larger than 20% is offensive unless you are blind or have a monitor the size of an iPhone)
-you use the 'genie' effect on minimize

all of the above is annoying.
Yo! Funkquisha has some serious dock bling, bitch better learn to minimize those icons...Sheeeeeeeeet....
by dr.light September 27, 2010
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Bling Job

by BMF90 June 23, 2010
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Bling Master (Boob Magnet)

the act of getting jewerly or other items stuck to your boobs
Oh Kassandra! You have a pretzel stuck on your boob you Bling Master (Boob Magnet)!
by Kassandra and Evan July 20, 2009
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