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Split a Biscuit

Two friends having sex with 1 fat chick simultaneously.
Hey Gary, you wanna split a biscuit?
by otherdustin May 1, 2010
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Biscuit Loaf

Noun. A very fat person wearing clothes so tight they look as if they could pop like a can of pillsbury biscuit dough.
Damn, look at that biscuit loaf of a mother fucker. How'd he even get in those clothes.

Bro, we're not going out with you biscuit loafing like that.

Hey bitch tits biscuit loafer, there's a Wal-Mart down the street so you can buy some bigger clothes. They even have a parking lot and candy so your fat ass doesn't have to walk and so you can eat away the shame when your done shopping.
by nastynick69 October 31, 2009
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biscuit rule

The modern family rule where a divorced, single, or unremarried parent isn't allowed to date anyone that isn't at least 15 minutes older than their first natural born child.
It's called the "Biscuit Rule" because 15 minutes is also the average time it takes to properly bake a biscuit. The rule exists to prevent the single/divorced parent from embarrassing their kids by ever making them say they're older than a prospective step-parent.
My daughter's college roommate asked me to a movie, but, because she's younger than my daughter, I had to comply with the 'biscuit rule'.
by Kraven Moreheade December 28, 2019
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chunky biscuit

an over weight teen trying to be cooler than he is
what the hell is that fat retard doing, he's such a chunky biscuit.
by the original chunky biscuit January 26, 2012
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Dropping Biscuits

Where is Carl? He’s always away from his desk. The dude is always dropping biscuits.

This new diet has me dropping biscuits.

Thanksgiving dinner is great but there will be a line for family to start dropping biscuits within the hour.
by Eaton Holgoode November 15, 2017
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Farm biscuit

Boy 1: hey you see that girl?
Boy 2: yea she's a farm biscuit bro!
by Wizzidy January 26, 2015
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jessie biscuit

jessie biscuit refers to the way a woman holds her hand bag, primarily the bag should be of the short handled type and is held by one arm near the crux of the elbow with the arm and forearm pointing in the general direction of travel. It can also refer to a man holding a bag, for example a laptop bag, again held by one arm through the handles near the elbow.
This term is used in Glasgow, Scotland and was first uttered in the town of Castlemilk.
Look at wee jessie biscuit coming with her bag.
Mike looks a right wee Jessie Biscuit with that bag on his arm.
by ScottishEgit June 12, 2018
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