binder crash

Similar to a hard-drive crash, a binder crash is when five or more papers pop out of the rings of your 3" middle school binder due to the damaged, out-of-line rings. A binder crash can occur on three different levels:
Minor: 5 to 15 papers come out of the rings
Major: 16 to 36 papers come out of the rings
Extreme: 37 to ALL of the papers come out of the rings
In the event of an extreme binder crash, it will take a very long time to get everything back in order and into the rings. At this point you should consider getting a new binder. I personally have had this happen a few times, but never coming past 3/4 of a major crash.

*flop, pwshhh* CRAP, A BINDER CRASH!! JUST WHAT I NEED NOW!!

by ComputerMiceAreMiceToo July 31, 2016

banteristic

petty lil banter, shit lines, used as a comeback or a sideline, or its just not up to standards.

"your face looks like a fookin muffin"
"hah thats banteristic, you literally have nothing more to say huh? do your worst."

by KingMunchies November 21, 2016

biltema

Where school gets all its stuff from. Biltema things are very cheap and therefore have "biltema quality".

Me: The school computer just started burning.
Teacher: Of course it did, it is from biltema

by 10/10quality March 20, 2017

binder full of women

Alternate name for a little black book

Let's hook up with some girls. I'm check the binder full of women.

by Wolverine32 May 31, 2018

banter kid

A way used to call a gay/stupid person

Jonny - you see that max guy he’s a banter kid
Nathan- I know he’s gay

by BanterKid HQ June 7, 2018

Banter Fish

A reference to the 16th Century. Famously pioneered by Henry VIII a 'Banter Fish' would be given to a court jester for a particularly humorous performance.

Later became shortened and used metaphorically for recognition of a funny joke.

I say, marvelous performance. Have some Banter Fish *hands fish*

by Obscure definitions August 14, 2018

Banter Hours MK2

You thought banter hours MK1 was insane? Boy oh boy you're wrong. The target, codename Z.A.C.C has been utterly destroyed. Decimated. Obliterated. Every aspect of his being, every fiber of his body has been burnt to a crisp. The most vicious roast session of discord occured. Words cannot describe how deep BH MK2 struck. It was so severe that it puts MW2 lobbies to shame

Sargent, its time to fire Banter Hours MK2

by IssaMysteryy June 19, 2019