Better than a good night kiss

When a guy has anal sex with a girl and when he is about to finish, she finishes him with her mouth.

A friend said that they received a notice from their daughter's high school warning about a speading bacterial mouth infection. It started when 4 girls started anti biotics after being diagnosed with a bacterial mouth infection.

The school sent the note home to be proactive.

It turns out that at a party the girls figured out a way to avoid pregnancy: anal sex finishing their man off with head.... It is referred to in Riverside Californai as "Better than a good night kiss!"

Anal with an oral finish! ATM

by HermosaBeach March 24, 2011

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Bettering

A typo of the word 'Betterish'. Meaning feeling a little better, but not quite.

I'm feeling bettering.

Betterish*

by Lonefuckingwolf1432 February 4, 2017

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Bettern't

Contraction : better not

Michael: Imma go out t'night bae
Kelsey: You bettern't less you plans on sleep'n ons the couch!

by Cheeser82 April 9, 2017

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Better Cereal in the Fridge than milk in the Pantry

This phrase, coined by one Mark Hymen Able, is used in lieu of “things could be worse”. I seek no bias, i in fact think it’s Mediocre at best so what I’m looking for is a honest voting from unrelated third parties as to if this phrase is in fact witty and eloquent, as it’s author might suggest

I paid extra and took the afternoon off work to catch the earlier flight home to Perth. Upon arrival and check in we were informed flight was delayed 3 hours and we weren’t allowed to leave the terminal as it was a domestic stopover on an international flight so we had to go through customs so could not exit. I don’t have aids though so better cereal in the fridge than milk in the pantry.

by Mable’s Memmy’s June 6, 2018

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