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fall river

A small city located in south eastern Massachusetts that is filled with wiggers upon wiggers. Caution: Attempting to leave one's home in this city will undoubtedly result in the pure urge to knock the living daylights out of these aforementioned wiggers. The city's climate consists of long, ungodly-like freezing winters and short wigger-filled summers. Unlike friendlier parts of the world, any attempt to look at and invoke a "hello" from most individuals in this city, will result in angry stares and possible threats. Some of the most annoying locals can be found wasting both their time and gas on "the ave." With nothing to do and even less to see, staying home is your best option.
You'll know you're in Fall River when you hear words such as: wit (with), boi (boy), wifey or shawty (wife or girlfriend), ma (female), and many other annoying made-up words.
by Kerberos84 March 5, 2011
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Toms River

A town in New Jersey. Everybody knows you. We have 11 elementay schools 3intermeadit schools and 3 high school. Kids from HS North get made all the time. We are known for are little league baseball teams. The mall sucks ass, Cool beans is the only cool place to hang out after the movies. The beach gets over run by fricken new yorker every summer leaving no plcae for the locals. But yet house still go for 300,000+.
I rep the TR and i'm damn proud of it.
by Guinea Pig March 22, 2005
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pull a river

1) To open the most serious barrel of whoop ass imaginable like River Tam does on the planet Miranda when she’s locked in a room with a bunch of Reavers and goes mentally medieval on all of them.

2) To win a hand at Texas Hold Em only with the help of the last card.

3) To drink almost continually from a keg of beer.

4) To perform a great feat of strength, like the fifth labor of Hercules in which he diverts an entire river by hand.

5) To die young and end a promising career, a la River Phoenix.
Whoa, did you see Adam pull a river last night? He drank like sixteen pints then fell down like he was dead. I love that dood.
by Lexical October 15, 2007
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The Hudson River

The homosexual actor invited a bunch of men to his pool party, because he wanted to do The Hudson River.
by CurrentlyDepressedTrainwreck November 20, 2019
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Rivers of blood

The "Rivers of blood" is a katana variant of a weapon often used by low-skilled, sorcerie spamming and cock munching pussies in Elden Ring. Users of this weapon usually tend to engage in the most cowardly actions when dueling, wether its healing, attacking while you are being summoned, or magic spamming. This type of behavior usually stems from a lack of a relationship with ones father, which has been recentlt proven by studies to lead to bad behavior.

Another very typical behavior that is often seen by users of this weapon is one they call the "gate-keeping" excuse, which is a flawed argument often used by low-skilled players after being called out for their cheesy builds by more experienced players.
Guy #1: I was dueling at the academy earlier, it was all going well until a Rivers of Blood user summoned me and spammed his weapon art.

Guy #2: Well of course he did! He's a Rivers of Blood user. Hes guaranteed bouncing on his mothers used dildo as we speak
by LongJohnnn November 24, 2022
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Russian River

When a purse strap flows though a woman's breasts. AKA Purse Boobs.
Check out the Russian River on that fat chick! That's purse strap is getting great separation. "Russian" is used to mean titty fucking and "River" is...well you know.
by Sir Lix Alot August 23, 2015
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River Recatto

Smartest Nigga in the world, but ugly asf and sucks at basketball, and gets no bitches. But roast on Versace for getting all the murrieta bitches.
I wish I can get with that girl but I'm a River Recatto.

Ex.2
Person 1: Why am I last to get picked on the basketball team?
Person 2: Because your River Recatto, just GO HOME !
by riverrecatto October 13, 2014
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