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Basil's law

Basil’s law is an axiom coined by twitter user and Bronze Age Pervert enthusiast Basil (neobactrian). Per the law every bourgeois political kayfabe boils down to projected raceplay fetishes.
Person 1: did you know Shanaya the raging black feminist has a white boyfriend?

Person 2: Dude!!! Basil's law
by MMAFayce February 1, 2024
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Baseline crush

Typically referred to as a default crush. A baseline crush is somebody you like when you are in between crushes or have nobody else to crush on.
Person 1: “Look there’s Josue”
Person 2: “Oh yeah, Josue, he’s my baseline crush”
by MooseTears August 6, 2024
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Basil's Walmart

When a keyboard warrior condescendingly suggests that participating in democracy is lazy or näive, and that the real way to enact meaningful change in the world is to commit some act of righteous political violence, and then goes on to do no such terroristic act, opting instead to continue to participate in more internet flame wars. Used by edgy teens and armchair anarchists to prove how cool and woke they are.

Pioneered by Twitter user @LinkofSunshine (Display name "Basil")
Natalie keeps saying that "Voting for any candidate is submitting to a broken system" and "What we need is revolution!", but she's just window shopping at Basil's Walmart.
by WarWeasel August 29, 2024
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Basil

An uncommon euphemism for weed(a euphemism for marijuana)
Person 1: What are you doing over spring break?
Person 2: I'm definitely going to be using some basil
by MisinformationMaker March 17, 2024
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Basil

A big handsome man he's so fucking hot and sexy but he is a little black monkey but he's so fucking hot
Basil is so hot
by Basillover 8978 June 18, 2024
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basalik

Put you tounge in a a girls arse and sneeze
by jojo swansob June 29, 2024
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Basilection

Tim committed basilection by bringing the prince to his home without the king's permission.
by The whiter one February 15, 2026
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