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Baseball

A game played by stones in a smoke circle where you hold the smoke in until the blunt comes back to you.
Dude:bruh this blunt is almost out
Bruh:dude lets baseball that shit
Stoners:ddduuddeee.
by Merij November 11, 2014
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baseball statistics

A group of many different things used to compare baseball players. This can range from batting average, Homeruns and Strikeouts to advanced statistics such as WAR, OPS, and VORP.
Person 1: "That player struck out again! He sucks!!"
Person 2: " While me might not have done well today, when you look at the player's Baseball statistics, he's actually a pretty good player."
by D-Money-Swag February 23, 2015
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Baseball

is when a male engages in any type of sex and goes deep enough to reach the base of the penis and the balls (testicles) hence the term 'Baseball'
Hey broski!! Last nigh me and Sarah boned and I hit baseball! I came so hard!
by sebadbitch August 3, 2016
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baseball widow

Baseball Widow: a woman who loses her husband, fiancée, or boy friend due to the start of baseball season.

Examples could be a man who watches baseball like its oxygen and a necessity of life.
A baseball player who is gone constantly at games, or practices.
Or a baseball coach who is gone every weekend, including some weekdays, for baseball games or tournaments.

Most men use this time to find peace within themselves at a baseball field, or on tv, and there have been several reports of casuatlies, and countless breakups/divorce due to baseball season approaching.
Woman talking to her friend...."Hey where's your husband? Why isn't he at your birthday party?"
Widow "it's opening day, I've become a baseball widow for the next 6 possibly 7 months."

Woman "why wasn't your husband at your mother's birthday party?"
Widow: "He has an out of state tournament with a team he coaches this weekend. Which means I get to slut it up, and he gets drunk after the games with the kid's parents. I'm a baseball widow now."
by Dirty Lou June 30, 2016
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Baseball

This isn't a term for smoking weed with your friends. When smoking one person hits whatever your smoking on and HOLDS IT IN until they get the weed back. Then exhale, smoke and hold, repeat.
"Yo you wanna get really high? Let's play baseball !
by BooBooKittyPuffPuff February 12, 2017
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baseball

"If you ever sing a song to me I will throw a baseball at your mouth."
by marhe March 8, 2017
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Baseball

A replacement word used between a boyfriend and a girlfriend instead of kissing or making out. Used for it's unsuspiciousness so others don't know what's going on
Me and Clayton are going to play baseball for a couple of hours.
by whitecoyote69 April 21, 2017
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