Badger the Witness

v.
1. (In legal proceedings) the act of a cross examining lawyer being harrassing or combative towards a witness.
2. (slang) male masturbation

1. Objection sustained, do not badger the witness.
2. Since I didn't get lucky at the bar, I badgered the witness when i got home.

by Arronos del Pavronos April 2, 2006

Badger

Someone who is overly prepared or overly keen for something. (Opposite of baller) For example, when camping, someone with too all the hiking gear. Another example is a middle aged cyclist with head to toe Lycra and hi-vis eyebrows.

Harry: Have you seen James maths set, he’s got a protractor, a compass and a really fancy calculator.
Benji: What a badger!

by Banter Clause December 23, 2018

Honey badger mode

When you reach the point of not giving a fuck. Usually this can be caused by multiple intakes of drugs, steady increase of disappointment, desperation, and/or frustration. Also this can also be defined as beast mode, basically meaning you are in the zone or performing at a level beyond the skill of normal men.

Honey badger mode is:

1. The guy who takes whatever is left after he has been shut down by all the cute girls at the club

2. The guy who runs over 5 players to get into the end zone.

3. Someone who talks a whole lotta shit in a place where they have 0% chance of winning, and live to tell about it.

by Cruncherific December 7, 2011

Bagged

The act of winning one over, leading into a relationship. Popular slang used all over Toronto and the GTA.

"Wow, no way he bagged her."

by '03 June 3, 2019

Bigger Dick Foreign Policy

A Foreign Policy on the decision making process of which country to go to war with. The basis of this policy is founded on what is called "dick fear" where men feel inadequate about the size of there dicks so they have to kill each other in order to boost there self-esteem. Can also be applied in Bars, Locker Rooms, and Athletics.

Usually founded on the following statement.

"What? They have bigger dicks?! BOMB THEM!"
-George Carlin

Bigger Dick Foreign Policy at work. All quoted from George Carlin

So as far as I'm concerned, that whole thing in the Persian Gulf was nothing more than one big dic-waving cockfight.

In this particular case, Saddam Hussein questioned the size of George Bush's dick. And George Bush had been called a wimp for so long, he apparently felt the need to act out his manhood fantasies by sending America's white children to kill other people's brown children.

-George Carlin

by ViVi)zF( January 7, 2010

Badger Spotting

Frequenting parks, commons or other public grounds at night for the explicit purpose of picking-up homosexual men in order to have sex with them.

The conservative MP from Dorset was found badger spotting in Clapham Common last week. I guess his wife wasn’t aware of his affinity for nature.

by t pot October 6, 2009

square badger

A rent-a-cop, a security guard. From the square shape of their badges to differentiate them from real cops.

I was chillin in the condo's pool with some honeys and a sixer when the f$%#'in square badger came and gave us shit.

by jakv5 January 9, 2005