breakfast coat

A cheap, thin, fuzzy blanket you wear while eating breakfast in the morning because it's so effing cold. Probably because mama can't pay the heating bill.

Put on your breakfast coats children and gather round the table. Mama's got gruel with bacon drippings for breakfast.

by Doomie January 29, 2015

adam's breakfast

An Adam's Breakfast is the trump card in any Pick Up Artist's (PUA) repository. The morning after, the PUA quickly whips up the lady/ladies a gourmet breakfast while she/they are asleep and then promptly after breakfast, has sex with her/them.

Notes:
The breakfast should include Hollandaise Sauce.
Sex the night before may or may not have occurred.

Guy 1: "This poison chick stayed over last night man!"
Guy 2: "AND?!? Details man!!"
Guy 1: "Well she didn't put out until I gave her an Adam's Breakfast..."
Hooded Random: "And then he FUCKED HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY!!!!"

by mous_se February 9, 2015

Oakland Breakfast

The act of eating out a pussy while simultaneously sucking a dick.

"Dude, I just gave Sally and Harry an Oakland Breakfast."
"Nice! How did it feel to have two people in your mouth at the same time?"

by You Had 1 Job October 27, 2016

taint breakfast

noun;
The act of violently forcing another persons face into their own taint/twat. Either pushing down forwards or bending backwards (scorpion)

Sean was acting like a real douchenozzel, so I gave him a hot taint breakfast.

by TheRealMasterBlaster December 11, 2013

Finnish Breakfast

You don't eat breakfast, instead you smoke a pack of cigarettes and drink some good finnish vodka

Person 1: Why are you caughing so hard
Person 2: because I had a Finnish breakfast today

by Caveira_Hunter77 December 10, 2018

Computer Breakfast

When one substitutes the first and most important meal of the day to use their computer instead.

I was going to go make myself some bacon and eggs, but I ended up having a computer breakfast instead.

by Originalnilson December 12, 2012

traumatised for breakfast

When you wake up breakfast is usually the first thing you are fed but now you are fed bad news about the world which is the first thing your mind is fed and gives you no motivation which breakfast does

Iscolation is leaving people traumatised for breakfast

by Shitmaster69 December 23, 2020