Ding-dong on a bing-bong stick

Slang phrase in New England to refer to a person that is a mean bean.

A: Oh my god, you are literally the worst.
B: Stop being such a ding-dong on a bing-bong stick.

by datDude July 22, 2014

Most fucking perfect human being alive

The most fuckin perfect human being alive is scientifically proven to be eve fisher

Guy 1: wow my girlfriend is so gorgeous shes the most fucking perfect human being alive
Guy 2:Really??
Guy 1:Ya shes such an eve fisher

by Mygyaldemisfineaf June 8, 2019

tomorrow, I will really start being good to you

Whispered to a woman who feels loved, cared-for, pampered to an ultimate degree, to let her know that you have only started.

As she lay on her back, eyes glassy, breathing deeply, wishing for nothing more than the moment, he put his lips to her ear and said, "Tomorrow, I will really start being good to you."

by Monkey's Dad December 3, 2022

i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out

you screwed up bigtime. fr on god.

person 1: i had sex with an omlette in the middle of a mall while making eye contact with a security guard before being escorted out
person 2: you fucking what??? you goin to jail cuhhhhhhhhh

by some random ahh mothafucka idk June 6, 2022

being happy

A myth told by elders

Grandpa: hey, why aren’t you being happy
Me: can’t

by Sadboi12247 August 2, 2020

Bing Blang Blaow

Used to celebrate when you defeat someone heads up at online poker

After winning a match a typical heads-up match the chat will go like this...

ch3ckraise: BING BLANG BLAOW
ch3ckraise: CH3CK RAISE IN THA HOUSE
DANGEROUSS: fish
ch3ckraise: I JUST WON $50.00 FROM YOU
ch3ckraise: U COULD HAVE USED IT TO BUY SOME FOOD
ch3ckraise: BUT YOU CANT NOW
ch3ckraise: CUZ IMMA CASH IT OUT
ch3ckraise: AND RUB IT ON MY TITT1ES
DANGEROUSS: fhaggot, stfu w your stupid ni**er song

by B. Obama June 17, 2009

being straight

you like the oppisite gender

person1: I'm being straight
person2: good for you

by black rose gacha July 13, 2021