Bear Freshener

Adorable bear + flowers + poo in the woods = this smell.

See also: Sea Island Debauchery
See also: B.Y.

Let's play "Hide the Bear Freshener" in eachothers' luggage and watch hilarity ensue

by LEAHLOVELACE August 25, 2009

Bear Grylls it

When you find yourself with limited resources and supplies. Often improvisation is necessary or just roughing it out.

Person 1: Dude i've lost my cone piece...
Person 2: Oh don't worry I've got a paper clip and some palm leaves...we'll just Bear Grylls it.

by Getoverittttttttt November 28, 2010

Bear Honey

Bear honey is the manliest shaving lubricant that exists. To obtain bear honey one must stalk a bear and wait for it to destroy a bee hive. Once the bear has destroyed the bee hive you must beat it to death with your bare hands and remove its paws by any means neccesary. To apply: keep the bear paws in your bathroom cabinet. When preparing to shave: glide the paw across your face to apply the bear honey then shave. Repeat if neccesary. It is recommended that you only shave using bear honey when you're shaving utensil is a machete, preferably atleast 18 inches in length.

Chuck Norris shaves with bear honey.

by Donkasaurus January 10, 2011

Bear Footless

The moment everyone at your prom removes their shoes to continue dancing and later realizing you now have athletes foot

I went to prom and thanks to the football team i got some major bear footless going on.

by TeddyBear<3Bear June 9, 2011

Bear in the basement

Having excessive amounts of pubic hair.

That girl is HAIRY, I bet she has a bear in the basement!

by hhbeast May 22, 2012

Bear insurance

your side arm that is used when you get attacked by a bear.

I was out hunting yesterday, when a bear charged me and I had to use my bear insurance.

by Pseudonym# March 5, 2013

Bear Tick

A woman who that hangs around mostly gay men who are bears.

A fag hag for bears. Like, that fag hag is in love with her gay. That bear tick is in love with her gay.

by Norcross03 September 22, 2013