Barking

It's when one defecates on another's chest, and waits until the top layer dries into a crust(use of a heat gun is recommended). Then it may be stripped off like tree bark, and the process is repeated. The resulting product may be used to fuel fires if appropriately dried.

"Man, my boyfriend keeps trying to convince me that I like barking and have done it before, it's really not that hard just to ask me directly if he wants me to do it for him so badly!"

by LittleBeast April 22, 2025

Swedish bark

Another word for a loud and obnoxious burp.

After the lugubrious dinner I did a Swedish bark.

by Cheesegrater1637 February 4, 2025

Barking

When something is holding you down diff, like ode. To the extent that it
howls at you.

Person1: Bro I just won the lottery
Person 2: Omg you’re barking

by Liutenant Bitches June 9, 2022

Tree bark

Emily

Tree bark Loves weird movies music and no one in the world enjoys a good book tho.. if you’re feeling antisocial and full of sarcasm you might be an Emily or Tree bark…

“I hate Timmy” says only tree barks and Emily’s

by anonymous August 5, 2023

do it bark?

A question one asks when inquiring about the primal tendencies of a woman’s genitalia.

I saw you from across the bar.. I have to know, do it bark?

by Godawgs2024 January 1, 2024

Barking Disorder

barking disorder is when u make dog barks in lessons so u can sneak ur dog in

Hi i’m tasha woof woof, i have barking disorder

by sammyammyaheheh September 14, 2020

All bark and no bite

Alfie Colville

Alfie Colville is all bark and no bite, he said he would beat me up if i didn’t give him my lunch money

by BigBlackMan42069 August 10, 2024