About 97 degrees Fahrenheit. Unlike, say, "hot as hell" or "scorching hot," this expression is actually fairly precise, since the temperature of one's balls is carefully regulated by the scrotum to maintain a high sperm count.
Alice: Man, it is hot as balls out there today.
Bob: Actually, it's about 99 degrees, so it might be "hot as lungs," but balls are slightly cooler.
Alice: ...ooookay, whatever.
Bob: Actually, it's about 99 degrees, so it might be "hot as lungs," but balls are slightly cooler.
Alice: ...ooookay, whatever.
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When "one's" ball sack is stuck to other extremities, i.e. leg, taint, butthole, etc. Usually occurs after profuse sweating, or banging some Broad and not showering afterwards.
I need to go shower ASAP, I got a wicked bad case of Glue Balls!!!
I had Glue Balls so bad last night, I had to walk around like your Mom!!!
I had Glue Balls so bad last night, I had to walk around like your Mom!!!
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"Dude we burn so much ganj in the chill balls Coast Guard"
"Dude we burn so much ganj in the chill balls Coast Guard"
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Friend Two: Let's make him jealous and ballsack his house!
Friend One: Sounds like a plan... let the ballsacking begin.
Friend Two: Let's make him jealous and ballsack his house!
Friend One: Sounds like a plan... let the ballsacking begin.
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Get the ballsacking mug.The unpleasant, enduring reaction to cliff-hanger endings particular to the HBO show, "True Blood." This is derived from the idea that "True Blood" never quite climaxes, rather cutting to the credits just before the episode comes to fruition, which, in effect, is detrimental to the viewer's body and mind. The pain simulates blue-balls, lasts for days, and can only be pacified by another episode of "True Blood." Unfortunately, such a solution reaps the same consequences.
This concept can be generalized to incorporate any mystical television program which prides itself on being equally torturous and addictive.
This concept can be generalized to incorporate any mystical television program which prides itself on being equally torturous and addictive.
"Man fucking shit, I have to wait nine months to get rid of these true-balls."
"You can't just masturbate to online episodes?"
"You can't just masturbate to online episodes?"
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