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hot as balls

About 97 degrees Fahrenheit. Unlike, say, "hot as hell" or "scorching hot," this expression is actually fairly precise, since the temperature of one's balls is carefully regulated by the scrotum to maintain a high sperm count.
Alice: Man, it is hot as balls out there today.
Bob: Actually, it's about 99 degrees, so it might be "hot as lungs," but balls are slightly cooler.
Alice: ...ooookay, whatever.
by lukebn June 24, 2010
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Balls-ass

Holy crap, it's balls-ass cold outside today.
by Bragnor December 5, 2009
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Glue Balls

When "one's" ball sack is stuck to other extremities, i.e. leg, taint, butthole, etc. Usually occurs after profuse sweating, or banging some Broad and not showering afterwards.
I need to go shower ASAP, I got a wicked bad case of Glue Balls!!!

I had Glue Balls so bad last night, I had to walk around like your Mom!!!
by Catphish18 September 7, 2007
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Chill Balls

Noun

1. A term generally used to describe the U.S. Coast Guard.
"Damn, I wish I could take a rip of the bong..too bad I'm in the gay ass Navy."

"Dude we burn so much ganj in the chill balls Coast Guard"
by USCG_chillballs November 21, 2011
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cock nigga balls

by st1ck August 30, 2020
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ballsacking

To place your nutsack firmly upon an object for intentions of jealousy.
Friend One: That kid just moved away.
Friend Two: Let's make him jealous and ballsack his house!
Friend One: Sounds like a plan... let the ballsacking begin.
by asphalt girl January 5, 2015
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true-balls

The unpleasant, enduring reaction to cliff-hanger endings particular to the HBO show, "True Blood." This is derived from the idea that "True Blood" never quite climaxes, rather cutting to the credits just before the episode comes to fruition, which, in effect, is detrimental to the viewer's body and mind. The pain simulates blue-balls, lasts for days, and can only be pacified by another episode of "True Blood." Unfortunately, such a solution reaps the same consequences.

This concept can be generalized to incorporate any mystical television program which prides itself on being equally torturous and addictive.
"Man fucking shit, I have to wait nine months to get rid of these true-balls."
"You can't just masturbate to online episodes?"
by Ludovico 6710 September 25, 2009
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