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awkward white person smile

that smile you give people when you walk down the street and lock eyes with someone walking opposite of you or when a situation isn't the best. that is the awkward white person smile.
Son: I got a D
white dad: *awkward white person smile*
or
Matt was walking down the street when he saw his acquaintance, Micheal, so he did the awkward white person smile
by spaceowel May 12, 2021
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awkwardtwt

Very fun lad they are great mutual of mine and I wish them all the best!
person one:awkwardtwt is so cool
Person two: yeah I know they're amazing
by ranbubbless September 3, 2021
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The Awkward Stiffie

The act of achieving and erection at the most inconvenient of times and for no apparent reason
Sitting in the classroom the teacher shouted over to timmy

Teacher: " Timmy come and write the answer on the board"

Timmy began sweating nervously as he had case of the awkward stiffie
by Rooboy222 September 20, 2009
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Awsomely Awkward

Something that would be so awkward if it happend in real life, but is so awsome in any other context.
1. Dude I had the most Awsomely Awkward dream last night about her!!

2. DUDE!!! WTF!!! thats my ex.........how was it??

1. Flippin awsome!!!
by Vincent123456 February 22, 2010
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Curb Awkwardness

After saying farewell to someone and getting into vehicle and not moving immediatly , so the person just looks at you without talking. Even worse when the window is down.
Jim: i said goodbye to mandy and my mum didnt drive off straight away and the window was down!
James: Thats SERIOUS curb awkwardness
by Jack0thattssme September 7, 2010
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naked awkward time

1. when you go to have sex, but it doesn't work out, like a rabbit getting into the hole but leaving before he can get his carrot.

2. when you get a physical exam after puberty

3. after you work out and you go to shower in the locker room and there are no shower curtains

4. when unattractive people try to be sexy
1. A not so experienced couple wants it to take the next step, but they don't quite know what to do, so they end up having naked awkward time.

2. You're trying out for a team and must get a physical. You go to doctor and its the first time someone sees you naked after puberty.

3. Jan went to the locker room after vollyball practice and headed to the showers, she decided to wait to shower till she got home when she realized there was only one community shower.

4. Frances was going through his facebook newsfeed, when he came across neville's naked pictures that he posted for attention.
by ytiruces6460 April 13, 2011
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Webcam Awkwardness

A mental disorder whereby a person finds it incredibly awkward to interact over webcam with people they know or are quite friendly with.

Generally, people who suffer from Webcam Awkwardness are perfectly okay with complete strangers talking to them over webcam, but do not like friends awkwardly staring at them on the computer screen.
Lizzie would spend all day on Omegle having 10-second conversations with randomers from all around the world, but due to her severe case of Webcam Awkwardness, she could not bring herself to have a conversation over webcam with Patrick.
by arabella123 November 6, 2012
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