by eFroggy April 26, 2022
Get the amber heardmug. While abusing and gas lighting your significant other you do an elite maneuver and poop in their bed and blame it on the dog.
by Sandwichfactory May 13, 2022
Get the Amber Heardingmug. A parasite that sucks all the soul and money from whom it attaches onto. Desperate for attention, it makes a fool of oneself by outing itself as an abuser and a psycho while trying to prove its the opposite during televised trials.
Also known to leave huge "grumpies" (also known as "shits"), on its hosts side of the bed when talking a hissy fit when it doesn't get its own way.
An amber turd will panic when it thinks its money and freebies are about to end, so it will stage photos and videos and run to several media outlets to "prove" how bad its host was and how angelic it is in order to try extort more money from the poor fecker it attached to.
Also known to be so toxic, it literally can make you lose a finger (allegedly)
Also known to leave huge "grumpies" (also known as "shits"), on its hosts side of the bed when talking a hissy fit when it doesn't get its own way.
An amber turd will panic when it thinks its money and freebies are about to end, so it will stage photos and videos and run to several media outlets to "prove" how bad its host was and how angelic it is in order to try extort more money from the poor fecker it attached to.
Also known to be so toxic, it literally can make you lose a finger (allegedly)
by SaorAlbaGuBràth May 20, 2022
Get the Amber Turdmug. by Jezza2570 April 26, 2022
Get the Amber Heardmug. by JusticeforJD April 24, 2022
Get the Amber Heardingmug. am·ber-turd
/ˈambər-tərd/
verb
The act of defecating on a person’s bed, or side of the bed, while they are away. Most commonly, the target is your life partner, sibling, or close friend. This makes it much more easily excused as a “joke gone wrong,” on the off chance your stunt gets any major publicity and unwanted widespread attention.
/ˈambər-tərd/
verb
The act of defecating on a person’s bed, or side of the bed, while they are away. Most commonly, the target is your life partner, sibling, or close friend. This makes it much more easily excused as a “joke gone wrong,” on the off chance your stunt gets any major publicity and unwanted widespread attention.
(1) “I heard you rubbed your nuts on my drum set.”
“Yeah? And what’re you gonna do about it?”
“I’m gonna Amber Turd you when you leave to that job interview tomorrow!”
“You wouldn’t dare!”
(2) “Duude I hear what happened, and I just have to say I’m so, so sorry and my family has the best therapist ever. I can give you their number.”
“Yeah thanks, I’m gonna need it. That bitch Amber Turded me real fucking good this time.”
“Yeah? And what’re you gonna do about it?”
“I’m gonna Amber Turd you when you leave to that job interview tomorrow!”
“You wouldn’t dare!”
(2) “Duude I hear what happened, and I just have to say I’m so, so sorry and my family has the best therapist ever. I can give you their number.”
“Yeah thanks, I’m gonna need it. That bitch Amber Turded me real fucking good this time.”
by AmberTurdOriginal May 6, 2022
Get the Amber Turdmug. by ZCdsac saf June 2, 2022
Get the Amber Heardmug.