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In 1945 Einstein came up with the idea to start jerking off before a presentation to clear his mind. It can also be used for students when they are taking a test to help figure out the answer
Dude I just used the Albert Einstein's Ejaculate Equation on that test and made a 100
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albert is my loml
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Alberte

an Alberte is a shitty slut

she brings Tri-angle-drama

she sucks-
dick as well
Guy: look an Alberte

Other Guy: eww she socks slutty woman
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Albert

Albert is a kind dude. A little bit of an asswipe. His eyes are blue like a blueberry and he is 5’7”. He is oddly smart and he loves to wear pizza socks.
Look at those pizza socks, wow he is such an Albert.
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look at Albert, he's a midget
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He may not text you whatsoever, but when he sees you in person he is very pleasant to be around, sometimes as a jokester
Albert is a really nice guy!
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Yeah he has a bigger dick than your mom covered in salt
Damn thats big Albert
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