The phrase uttered by Dane Cook seperating it from it's close companion, free. Free- something that appears to be free (according to the English language) but has hidden fees. (shipping, tax, ect.) where as absolutely free is the closest thing resembling the English word free, while actually being 100 percent free of cost
1: dude I got scammed. I got a free garden thing at midnight but I still had to pay freakin 7.50$
2: Ya. FREE. If it's "free" it's not costless. "Absolutely free" is costless. U got jacked
2: Ya. FREE. If it's "free" it's not costless. "Absolutely free" is costless. U got jacked
by The one #3 October 26, 2009
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1. The point in an evening of drinking where one blacks out from copious amounts of Absolut
2. A time in one's life where their only joy is returning home for more Absolut
2. A time in one's life where their only joy is returning home for more Absolut
1. Jimmy - Dude, was that you running around the party screaming your ass off last night?
Dan - I don't remember man, I hit absolut zero at about 11...
2. George - Is it just me, or has Rob hit absolut zero since he started working as an accountant?
Dan - I don't remember man, I hit absolut zero at about 11...
2. George - Is it just me, or has Rob hit absolut zero since he started working as an accountant?
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by BigMonRoySturgis January 22, 2021
Get the Absolutesalmon mug.A meme started years ago from Mario Party gameplays where the player would choose Luigi for certain minigames and stay afk. In most cases, the chosen minigames are luck based or an '1-vs-3' minigame where Luigi's team wins.
Said meme became quite popular with the time, and now there are like thousands of those 'Luigi wins by doing absolutely nothing' videos on YouTube. Most are quite amusing to watch, I suggest giving them a try.
Said meme became quite popular with the time, and now there are like thousands of those 'Luigi wins by doing absolutely nothing' videos on YouTube. Most are quite amusing to watch, I suggest giving them a try.
Mario: A B A A L R A A R R L B B A L A B-
Mario loses. Mamma mia!
Luigi:
...
Aaaaand Luigi wins by doing absolutely nothing.
Mario loses. Mamma mia!
Luigi:
...
Aaaaand Luigi wins by doing absolutely nothing.
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