Absolutely Imperative

Don’t fuck up or else.

Absolutely imperative: You don’t want to know

by tuco_diaz September 30, 2022

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Absolute thunder

The alcoholic mixture of green thunder energy liquid enhancer and absolute vodka

Guy 1 “dam bro I’m tryna get fucked up tonight” Guy 2 “all I got is absolute thunder” Guy 1 “what?!? The mixture of green thunder energy liquid enhancer and absolute vodka?!?” Guy 2 “hell yeah bro”

by Grayson C. Peters July 29, 2021

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Not just a regular madman, this madman is a hardcore, vodka drinking, possibly Russian madman who has no limits other than to absolutely ruin themselves or at least try to and partake in the most reckless scenarios since takeshi's castle.

Ah yes my mate Greg

Other day he got fucked and decided to do a piss off a cliff and fell about 20ft bollock naked.

What an absolut madman

by dreams of Jupiter May 6, 2020

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absolute gronk

Someone who is absolutely a gronk

Norman was an absolute gronk for hoarding all the idlis

by YaboyPK123 July 7, 2023

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Absolute Carrot

An Absolute Carrot is someone who isn't completely tone-deaf, stupid, and arrogant; yet is just tone-deaf, stupid, and arrogant enough to be agitating to others around them. These types of people are just discrete enough to the point where most people who actually interact with them understand they are deeply flawed, however, everyone else thinks that they are a great guy.

Mike: I have no clue why everyone invited Steven to come to Applebees with us, he told a 9/11 joke to the waitress.
Jeremy: Did he really do that? On September 10th? What an Absolute Carrot!

by EliTried December 21, 2021

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Absolute Mucus

The weird temperature at which your mucus freezes in your nose and feels weird.

Yeah dude it was so cold this morning that I think it would hit about absolute mucus. It was very uncomfortable.

Student: What is the exact temperature of Absolute mucus
Teacher: It varies depending on many factors including but not limited to, the amount of mucus in nose, size of nose, and amount of hair in nose.

by TheGuyWhoDefinesThingsSOmetime August 25, 2018

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