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asshole

Something to call a person you hate
Are you an asshole? Because your hairy and smell like shit!
by TheStifMeister April 19, 2016
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asshole

You know man where the caca expels. Those delicious brownies you ate for dessert last night comes out of that damn crack in your ass as disgusting brownies that look but smell like the dumpster. Oh yeah, don't give your asshole a hard time though, BECAUSE YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT'S UNDER THAT FUCKER'S SLEEVE. If you dare to eat a burrito right before showing it off as a sex organ, be careful. As soon as your "cameraman" is about to take the picture and send it to Google Images, you blast a projectile shit right on the man's face. Then your ass burns while the boss meets you in his office and says you're fired from your supermodel job.
(In the classroom)

Teacher: Alright everyone, what's the square root of 25?
Brianna's asshole: TOOT!
Teacher: Brianna, that's absolutely disgusting! That's a 2 day suspension for you.
Brianna: Fuck you, asshole!
Brianna's asshole: LOL
by RackyRacer September 1, 2016
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asshole

An ignorant person. (Most likely a guy.) He/she will blow you off and/or ignore you.
"Jerry is such an asshole, he doesn't even text back anymore!"
by ohnobaby April 7, 2016
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asshole

your best friend, you just haven't realized it yet
I never thought of Sam as an asshole until he sent that video of me getting Abe-linconed to tosh.0
by grand theft motto April 7, 2013
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asshole

People that post Game of Thrones spoilers on Facebook.
You are an asshole when you go right to Facebook, after watching GOT, to announce what happened in the episode.
by empathypilote August 28, 2017
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Asshole

Tsipras is an asshole
by Lazlum71 April 20, 2017
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Asshole

A player whom gives no f$cks except for what does him right. All his enemies eat the dust of his ways until they learn that such an asshole ain't no p$ssy. JA!
That p$ssy asshole is turnin' out to be a straight up asshole. I'd check him, but I'm too p$ssy myself. Prolly get my ass beat
by sureno Ra fa March 10, 2017
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