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Alan

Is a Male who likes to have sex with older women. They are tend to be embarrassed and very emotional when someone disagrees with his ideas. He is the type of guy who would have a threesome. But on the outside he is very hot and sexy which is why he is very attractive. He is a very funny and intelligent man who likes to go on adventures. If you know an Alan then you are very lucky. Do not let him go.
Your being such an Alan today Andrew.
by Hardman George July 15, 2020
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Alan

A great Grandad who loves playing cars has a great imagination in everything
Alan is a great granddad
by 15476 February 2, 2022
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Alan

A peice of shit who is socially awkward and want to die but won't do it as he is a pussy
Person 1: hey look Alan is going to the gym
Person 2: oh yea he is the one who fucked my mother and sister
by Thatonealan February 22, 2022
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Alan

Alan is a real gansta, he is always willing to run thirties. Whenever the ops are around he is willing to blick em up.
Alan is also a racist ass dude, dont try and box him up. His charismatic demeanor leads others into the void as he emptys his clip unto the opposing side. He is also likely to be a zoophile as he indluges in horrid acts with a multitude of animals.
Dmoney tried to box up Alan but alan ran thirties too hard and emptied a clip into Dmoney.
by A-Money_definitions June 2, 2023
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Alan

A fatass faggot nigga who dickrides certain people. He is also a sensitive wank who cant take no fucking jokes. Also a stupid ass nigger.
“He is definitely an Alan” “its giving Alan”
by Ih8N1gg3rz May 9, 2024
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Possibly Alan

Friend: "Hey you're a possibly alan!" You: "Thank you man!"
by jackakaka January 3, 2022
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