The type of man or woman who still thinks about their ex/lover late at night listening to niggas like drake. Then texting them even tho you know they won’t pick up
Beccy: My ex is always texting me these heartfull things
Megan: That’s because he’s in the MLS meaning he is a major league simp
Beccy: Lol, lets sub tweet him till he kills himself
Megan: That’s because he’s in the MLS meaning he is a major league simp
Beccy: Lol, lets sub tweet him till he kills himself
by Richard C. Myars February 1, 2018
Get the Major League Simp mug.A phrase said by band geeks to remind other band geeks to watch the drum major so that they stay in tempo. Drum majors are the leaders of the band, and, among other responsibilities, they give the band the tempo. If you don't look at your major, the band could fall apart.
Always look at your major.
Always look at your major.
Dude 1: Ready for today's contest?
Dude 2: Yeah, just don't forget to look at your major!
Dude 1: I won't!
Dude 2: Yeah, just don't forget to look at your major!
Dude 1: I won't!
by A Sharp Major February 21, 2021
Get the Look at your major mug.Major Gas Alert or MGA, when something is really good. MGA is another way of saying something is fire or gas. It's a play on DJ Khaled's Major Key catch phrase he often says.
"Yo come listen to this new song its gas"
"Major gas alert, I'm adding this to my playlist right now"
"Major gas alert, I'm adding this to my playlist right now"
by xolanio February 13, 2019
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Get the Major Succ Boi mug.Pro tips are given out of fear. Fearing the worst possible case scenario and trying to place your fears to control others and make them believe what you believe and act accordingly.
Pro tip major la weez do not forget your luggage rushing on an airplane on an important business call or trying to make it home for your kids for Christmas. Security will think you are leaving a bomb and will take you out with no hesitation.
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 31, 2022
Get the Pro tip major mug.A large punch-up where any number of people may join a free-for-all fight. Teams can be in dozens or hundreds. The main difference, asides from size, to normal punch-ups is that there will be anything from 10-50% of participants who are not on a team, and are not fighting to defend their honour or status, but simply because they want to.
by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004
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