Pro tips are given out of fear. Fearing the worst possible case scenario and trying to place your fears to control others and make them believe what you believe and act accordingly.
Pro tip major la weez do not forget your luggage rushing on an airplane on an important business call or trying to make it home for your kids for Christmas. Security will think you are leaving a bomb and will take you out with no hesitation.
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ May 31, 2022
Get the Pro tip majormug. by Dilmun October 16, 2017
Get the Major Succ Boimug. “blushes and twirls my hair :3”
“Ugh, major bag alert…”
“oh sorry… male donkey who cant twirl his hair and blush…..”
“Ugh, major bag alert…”
“oh sorry… male donkey who cant twirl his hair and blush…..”
by goofygoober1508 October 9, 2023
Get the Major Bag Alertmug. Used when describing different bases, sexually speaking.
In minor league, order is: 1st base - making out, 2nd base - feeling up, 3rd base - fingering/handjob, Home run - sex
Major league order is: 1st base - making out, 2nd base - fingering/handjob, 3rd base - eating out/blow job, Home run - sex
In minor league, order is: 1st base - making out, 2nd base - feeling up, 3rd base - fingering/handjob, Home run - sex
Major league order is: 1st base - making out, 2nd base - fingering/handjob, 3rd base - eating out/blow job, Home run - sex
Dude i totally got to second base with becky last night
Bruh no way; minor/major league??
Just minor league, we're taking it slow
I get that fam.
Bruh no way; minor/major league??
Just minor league, we're taking it slow
I get that fam.
by Clarificationdood February 12, 2017
Get the Minor/Major leaguemug. Major Gas Alert or MGA, when something is really good. MGA is another way of saying something is fire or gas. It's a play on DJ Khaled's Major Key catch phrase he often says.
"Yo come listen to this new song its gas"
"Major gas alert, I'm adding this to my playlist right now"
"Major gas alert, I'm adding this to my playlist right now"
by xolanio February 13, 2019
Get the Major Gas Alertmug. A large punch-up where any number of people may join a free-for-all fight. Teams can be in dozens or hundreds. The main difference, asides from size, to normal punch-ups is that there will be anything from 10-50% of participants who are not on a team, and are not fighting to defend their honour or status, but simply because they want to.
by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004
Get the major punch-upmug. 