A Susan...

A 5 Point Story that should actually have been 20 points

That Story should've really been a Susan...

by JBotics November 3, 2023

Susan

a name

Susan and I went to the store.

by anonymous November 23, 2021

sidewalk susan

A whole ass trollop who stands on the side of the road begging for dick or cash. All they do is beg for the things they don’t or can’t have.

This whole ass sidewalk Susan was trying to get me to bring her home.

by Mackenzie scout August 4, 2021

Hulking Susan

An extremely large version of Karen.

There goes Karen and her extra-large sister, Hulking Susan.

by Fa11 December 27, 2021

Susan Sarandonposting

When someone (usually on some sort of message board or social media) posts pics of or about Susan Sarandon. Synonymous with hornyposting

This nigga either got a thing for big tiddy redhead

cougars or he Susan Sarandonposting.

by Rocky Horror Nudes March 18, 2020

Ann Susan

The lady maverick, whose spirit is full of passion, free energy and sheer awesomeness.

She is a great listener, and loves people whole heartedly and sees them without judgement.

Life won't be the same after you meet an Ann Susan.

Dude, I can't stop thinking about Ann Susan.

by swishandswirl November 24, 2021

Susan 34 Kids

A middle aged white woman who has a lot of kids and restricts what her kids can do and is very invasive. Usually feed their Kids cucumber slices and carrot sticks. Lives in the suburbs and is strictly Christian.

look at Susan 34 Kids over there feeding her kids apple slices at the park.

by White Christian Families May 21, 2018