a seventeenth-century term meaning "Pretending to work when you're not actually doing anything useful at all, often using the self proclaimed importance (moylesturbating) of the pretend work to hold power over co-workers in a vain attempt to gain favour of upper management."
"He said he has got lots of really important reports to work on today, so I've had to get out and work on my own this morning."
"It would seem so, but he's just kenning as usual. When I came back into the office, he was just on the phone waffling to Linda."
"It would seem so, but he's just kenning as usual. When I came back into the office, he was just on the phone waffling to Linda."
by chromal June 06, 2023
A native from the land of Jacksonia named Ken who is the sole owner of the YouTube channel: "Jacksonian Ken"
by Jacksonian Ken April 04, 2022
A made-up or fake fantasy football player name used to trick dimwits during a fantasy football draft.
Someone has to take Ken Nixon off the board or else I'm going to.
Ken Nixon, I've heard he's a top 15 running back this year.
Ken Nixon, I've heard he's a top 15 running back this year.
by Tapatito August 30, 2022
1. The work-related ship between two new emotions from Inside Out 2, Anxiety and Envy.
2. The feeling of both anxiety and envy, especially when both want to be someone famous (and are obsessed with it and another person they admire).
3. A feeling of envy that often involves homosexual feelings (especially during and after June), or even involve wanting to commit crimes against the financial system.
4. A person who received saving grace by faith but still wants to be connected with gross worldly affairs.
5. Somebody obsessed with skibidi toilet and other brain rot memes.
2. The feeling of both anxiety and envy, especially when both want to be someone famous (and are obsessed with it and another person they admire).
3. A feeling of envy that often involves homosexual feelings (especially during and after June), or even involve wanting to commit crimes against the financial system.
4. A person who received saving grace by faith but still wants to be connected with gross worldly affairs.
5. Somebody obsessed with skibidi toilet and other brain rot memes.
Lass Kenny: Alright, Zee! Way to stay on board with helping Riley fit in. Friends forever,
Both: Ken Z! *they fuse using the fusion dance*
1. I’m feeling so Ken Z about being a pop star lately, afraid that I might screw up my gown.
2. Riley felt very Ken Z about Valentino’s hair, friends, and hockey team.
3. I want to marry a man so badly, so we can both get famous together and stop being so Ken Z with those silly flags.
4. “Prevent the Ken Z Syndrome by Living Prayerfully”
5. Those Ken Z’s are at least five months old, and already have cringe in their minds
Both: Ken Z! *they fuse using the fusion dance*
1. I’m feeling so Ken Z about being a pop star lately, afraid that I might screw up my gown.
2. Riley felt very Ken Z about Valentino’s hair, friends, and hockey team.
3. I want to marry a man so badly, so we can both get famous together and stop being so Ken Z with those silly flags.
4. “Prevent the Ken Z Syndrome by Living Prayerfully”
5. Those Ken Z’s are at least five months old, and already have cringe in their minds
by KenzoKeys July 19, 2024
the fucking goat
spoilers for manga: 1v6ed aliens and almost won
new gen goat
also the rizzler
also really likes occult
spoilers for manga: 1v6ed aliens and almost won
new gen goat
also the rizzler
also really likes occult
by jacob:)_ December 14, 2024
by joliemontlick October 10, 2019
The fire feature on Free Young Thug by Ken Carson. Also some random Filipino don who has w rizz on Facebook
Person 1: Yo bro put on that new ken carham ollero!
Person 2: Bro what
ken carham ollero himself: facebook
Person 2: Bro what
ken carham ollero himself: facebook
by carham April 01, 2024