Thunder Jizz

When a guy ejaculates and farts at the same time.

My girl likes thunder jizz, so I ordered taco bell.

by 1luckypenny September 8, 2017

jizzness trip

A speedy getaway for a quick nut lasting no longer than an hour.

I'm so stressed with work man I really gotta call up Cindy and make a jizzness trip.

by Cmoneyyyyyy November 30, 2016

jizz sprinkler

A sophisticated tool used for spreading "jizz" evenly over multiple objects, commonly known as stuff.

I piled all off the stuff in the middle of the room and used my amazing jizz sprinkler to spread the jizz evenly over all the stuff.

by Awhshit! October 16, 2014

Jizz-Rangoon

The act of busting a mad nut in a fruit rollup, then wrapping it in a Crab-Rangoon manner and presenting it to your female companion for the most delightful and delicious consumption.

I gave my girl a Jizz-Rangoon the other day; We've never been so close in my life.

by Bcon2Gone December 13, 2013

Sneeze-Jizz

n. (SNEEZ-JIZ) The substance that is projected from one's mouth while coughing or sneezing.
v. (SNEEZ-JIZ) The act of projecting mucus-like substance from one's mouth onto someone else while sneezing or coughing.

n. "Dude, where did that sneeze-jizz come from?"
v. "Woah! You totally sneeze-jizzed on me!"

by Blake Torres May 11, 2008

Diet jizz

The semen of a man who has had a vacesctomy

Dont worry about getting pregnant baby, i've got diet jizz.

by Elegendary August 3, 2016

Jizz Nugget

A small crusty ball of dried jizz and hair

Dude, did you see that jizz nugget?

by DarcySux May 6, 2014