Miss Goober

Often a goober is a mixture of different breads; sometimes refured to as a “Dana”. This species is smart and cute. However, this bread is highly rare and catching one can only be optioned through the efforts of a fuck boy. Help support our cause of protecting this rare spices through donating to @dasadana.

Fuck boy #1: cricky Nick have you seen a Miss goober around

Fuckboy #2: nahhh bro I was too busy catching some other goobers

by Goober Dana October 25, 2018

Goober

A person who is insanely crusty and will absolutely ruin your time by just being an absolute shit stain of a person🍆💦

Person:1 Hey that guy over there is a fucking Goober
Person:2 yeah let’s go beat his ass

by Gabagool<€ July 3, 2024

Goober Stank

The smell of babies

Man, the goober stank in that daycare was powerful.

by Cuddly_kitten September 27, 2023

Goober

me

I am goober

by therealgoober June 1, 2023

goober

1.(hot as fuck nerd) 2.(twink ass nerd)

"that goober is so fine and breedable

by gooberlover3000 May 11, 2023

goofy goober tower

built by people who like to be humans,

man1: "Wow that's a cool goofy goober tower,"

by Yeet is your master now March 24, 2021

Gooberism

When someone starts acting more and more like a goober.

Stop having a gooberism.

by The real goober April 16, 2023