munch diving

the act of indulging in food much as you would pussy if you were muff diving.
Damn Max, you must be hungry cause you sure are munch diving into that salad.
by timmy tato January 18, 2006
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Scuba Diving

When a guy slides a hand down his pants without realizing it. Normally happens while watching T.V.
Hey bro my girlfriend is coming over, will you make sure your not scuba diving in front of her like you always do.
by teitezzy January 03, 2011
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dick dive

The last, late night attempt of a woman to pick up a man at the bar, party or other social and intoxicated scenario. Usually this occurs when the woman set out to get laid, and now must make such a thing happen in order to not feel the shame of dick-lack.
"Dude, she is the queen of the dick dive, took her 5 minutes to grab a bro and bail."
by Nate Froggy Frogg September 24, 2011
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shoe dive

when a white person gets tricked by a black person in a game of pork chop and falls face first while yelling.

this word was created by me when my friend was tricked while yelling shoes.

also related to shoe diver
Man he shoe dived so hard","Yeah hes such a shoe diver.
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Scuba Diving

When you eat a girl out while taking a bath together
Dude, Tracy and I went scuba diving together last night.
by SuckMyDillon October 09, 2017
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Suicide Dive

Like regular skydiving, except one (or more) person(s) jump out of the plane with no parachute. They rely on someone else with a parachute on the plane to jump after them and catch them before...
Black-guy: "Yo, you heard 'bout Timmy? Heard he died sky diving."
White-guy: "Yeah, I was there too. He was doing a suicide dive. When Timmy jumped, no one caught him in time"
Black-guy:"White people"
by ogDICKDICKSON December 03, 2018
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Dumpster diving

Dumpster diving is when you are providing oral services for a female with a particularly fishy disposition
Dude 1: Dude why does your face smell like bad cooch?
Dude 2: Oh yea man I just finished dumpster diving Lindsay Lohan
by bzerkap April 10, 2015
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