1st of every month

the 1st of every month is OwO day, so write OwO on the front of your hand (on your left hand)

The 1st of every month is national OwO day!

by BobaIsGood October 19, 2019

2nd Amending the 1st Amendment

To use free speech suppression on people that don't conform to Fringe Gun nut ideals and/or view points on the internet.
Such acts include

-Harassing bloggers in the comments sections with nasty remarks
-vote gaming on news sharing sites like reddit
-attacking anyone that dares question Gunnut logic
-Doxxing people that don't agree with the Gun Nut view point

Not like what they saw the arm chair 2nd amendment crowd commenced 2nd Amending the 1st Amendment to silence critics on news sites

by Libertatis November 2, 2013

1st Round Draft Pick

Any top notch female worthy of being your main woman

"Sandra is ok, but her girl Tangela is a 1st Round Draft Pick"

by GBurgNupe March 24, 2004

shrimp boat 1st mate

some one who hasnt yet mastered the art of shrimping

Ted maybe one day youll be captn of the shrimp boat like Nick, until then youre just the shrimp boat 1st mate

by Tomr August 16, 2006

National May 1st day

Today is the day that chunky white boy will finally eat you out.

It’s National May 1st day, you know what that means? That chunky white boy is going to eat me out today!

by gothbitch4020 April 30, 2021

August 1st the day of betrayal

The day of betrayal.
We will Not miss you moon and tubby

August 1st the day of betrayal.

by Karmussyy August 3, 2022

1st American Civil War

What the American Civil War of the 1860s might soon be called, thanks to a few fringe groups of fucking crazy people.

Crazy Person with a ridiculous amount of guns: "Yeah, if Trump loses, we'll have to overthrow the government. We'll have to start a 2nd American Civil War."
Everybody else: "WTF?!? Wasn't the 1st American Civil War enough blood shed?!""

by KaiserSJ November 6, 2016