con vivant

a person of poor or hoodish taste; any general hoodlum, who may or may not appreciate the shittier things in life, especially those things that those of refined taste look down upon (like fart jokes, Nextel cell phones or walkies).

a menacing or malefactious person

Any hoodlum, menace, wrongdoer, or malefactor

A "con vivant" is the opposite of a "bon vivant."

by Paw-Paw July 1, 2007

Huevos con caca

Eggs with poop in Spanish.

Example in a sentence: “hola, voy a comer huevos con caca” (hello, I’m going to eat eggs with poop)

by Guy with no brain March 16, 2021

Cons-toe-pated

What happens when you can't take a SHIT because NINETOES put his foot up your MOTHERFUCKING ASS

The man would not shut his fucking mouth and kept running his neck, after being bitch slapped he was turned around and quickly became cons-toe-pated for being stupid

by NINE-mothafuckin-TOES December 26, 2021

Polda con piume

A person who likes wood and dress like a woman. He knows how to fly.

Paad: Duccio quello te lo vuole buttare in culo ed è pure una polda con piume

by Leviathan480 December 9, 2022

Con"trap"tion

When a money hungry girl aka Gold Digger traps the other person in a circumstance in order to fulfill a life she could not have without trapping the other person.

PREGNANCY or living in the others home while not working or barely working while they also have another child from the same con"trap"tion she pulled before with another guy

by Crazy world January 28, 2014

Tattie con Sweetie

Tattie con Swweetie is the delectable concation made when a previous portion of unwanted spagetti bolognase is repurposed by adding mexican spices and a genourous squirt of sainsburys BBQ sauce. Then add sweet potato but dont heat it lon enough to cook the sweet potato through.

The Tattie con sweetey tasts best if reheated again at least 24 hours after being formed, ideally in a large systema

Josh "Im so jelous of your Tattie con Sweetie Terry"
Terry - Smug Grin whiel consuming the 80'C Tattie con sweetie

by Masterchef 89 December 11, 2019

Biff Con Boogy

A joke based off of the "Saw Con" joke that makes absolutely no sense.

"Biff Con" is based around the character from Back To The Future.

"Are you going to Biff Con?"
"What's Biff Con?"
"Biff Con Boogy!"
"That doesn't make any sense."

by thekirbykid2006 January 18, 2021