Hidden Valley Ranch

Name for a woman's thick and creamy pussy juice.

Layla has the best Hidden Valley Ranch that I have ever tasted.

by Pelosi Hammered Me May 17, 2023

ranch catch

When you are jacking off and catch the cum in your mouth.

I just did a ranch catch last night jacking off.

by Sweetbabycakes September 27, 2022

ranch attack

The act of sex in a dressing room

" he gave her a ranch attack in walmart

by Hfobaiaba December 17, 2023

cattle ranching

A blumpkin only with a guy eating a girls pussy while the cattle (shit) comes out of the gate (ass).. bc the tongue will graze the cattle as it come out!

My girl and I are going to be cattle ranching later!! Anyone else hungry?!?

by Kbeaudry80 February 19, 2022

Yam ranch

A loser who swats michele marie Dalene

Michele marie Dalene just got yam ranched

by Noodles 1980 July 10, 2022

Ranch on the side

When fire your load on your mate's arse giving it the name

I gave Ashlie some ranch on the side last night

by That one guy no one likes October 19, 2015

Ram Ranch 202

The much anticipated 202nd entry in the Ram Ranch series where a war breaks out of epic proportions at Malibu Beach. The US Army, along with the 40 naked niggers board the cock ship to rescue the Ram Ranch cowboys when they find Thor fucking Batman, and decide to join in. As they go deeper into the cock ship, they find Keanu Reeves fucking Andalla in a similar way to Thor and Batman. Later on again, they find Spider-Man fucking the shit out of Prince Harry. This is truly the most ambitious crossover in the history of media itself.

"Ram Ranch 202 is the best song ever created, don't you agree?"

"Hell yeah."

by Ram Ranch Cowboy October 17, 2020