by dz01 October 28, 2021

Dispenser. What does he dispense? Awkward situations. A strange & scrawny mf. Can't talk to people. Wacks himself to a picture of a girls hand. Gets turned on by about everything. Lives in his basement and doesn't see what's the problem with it. Had his life saved by a suspicious old man when he was 9 and that's the last physical contact he hasn't had to force. Smells like a gym bag. Generally just a fucking stinky guy. Will never ever be like his older sister- too weird and socially awkward.
by AAAAGGGGHHH August 22, 2019

So fucking awesome. Probably smoked weed in the supply closet in high school. Friendly, funny, and cool. Listens to all the epic bands like Nirvana and Metallica. Everyone knows him and everyone loves him.
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