by Mcpatches September 10, 2023

is a very gay dog that is classified as peanut butter. and his penis is negative 69 meters. gay very gay
by imnjgbbkhb March 14, 2022

Mitchell is preferably a boy name, and may have the gender-swap name of Michelle. His hair cut is kinda sus. He makes the best jokes. He has a pool and a rip stick. His birthday is on ummmmmm march 8th??? idk honestly. my humour sucks. hes a nice person and i should've gotten him nail polish for his bday. peace out
by happylittlemcdonaldskid March 14, 2021

she is the most beautiful, gorgeous girl you will ever see. you can get lost in her eyes in seconds, and every moment with her is amazing. she is also so kind and sweet and has a perfect personality. she is every guys dream girl and you would be lucky to have a girl like her.
by brilover77 February 21, 2021

the place where all the depressed emo girls go to cry their hearts out. also the place the potheads and nic addicts go to hit a bong/hyde in the bathroom. usually this happens in the open room, with risk of a teacher walking in at any moment. why do they do it here you may ask? because it’s the bathroom with the best ventilation. the girls usually sit on the bathroom floor (in the stalls this time) and sob their hearts out while listening to mitski.
by privateschoolbxtch25 November 9, 2021

Commonly a person who is called a ‘Mitchell Phillis’ is referred to the 6’4 body builder, six pack. Big boy Mitchell Phillis. If you’re called ‘Mitchell Phillis’ you are a sexy god. AMEN
by Big Ol Fanny December 26, 2020

Just like the original Montana musket loader but with an added twist. You need 5 Man Dimes to perform this feat. One to be loaded and 4 to do the loading. Each of the 4 loaders puts the Copenhagen in their mouths while the recipient gets on all fours, ass up. All 4 Dimes at once spits the tobacco on the brown eye and stuffs it in as far as they can with all 4 cocks at once.
Man, Mitch got fucked up last night. He let all four of us give him the quadruple Mitchell musket loader then he blew it all out on the wall and passed out!
by Dr. Dangler February 10, 2021
