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bryan

The most sigma, dattebayo, ultra instinct, gyatt, rizz specialist, fanum tax producer, alpha chad of a man. He can make your best day even bester and your worst day even bester. If you are nice to him, he can be your most best nakama. However, if you make him mad, he will go feral on you and make you regret that you were ever born.
Bryan is morbidly a beast.
"Sugoi" says the beast of a man otaku bryan
by Oh Bryan November 26, 2023
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Bryan

A huge asshole who makes fun of everyone and everything.
guy1: Hey, you're stupid

guy2: Wow don't be a Bryan!
by unknown556625696 September 25, 2018
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bryan barajas

The most annoying little brother you can have when he wants to but somewhat nice when you get on his good side
by xXNotInterestingXx June 18, 2016
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Bryan

My dad Bryan has been gone since I was born
by Dirty coon November 21, 2021
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bryan

bryan is a hot guy like very. he’s a bit short but it’s okay. he has brown curly hair and brown eyes that you could stare into for HOURS he’s just a very beautiful person. he has the most beautiful smile in the world once you see bryan’s smile your day gets 100 times better trust me. he’s skinny and hispanic which is better. he would do whatever to treat a girl right trust me he’ll give you his everything. he’s sarcastic and funny and just a fun person to be around. he always makes you laugh. hes such a sweet boy. he knows how to turn on a girl as well once you or him are in the mood or anything like that he knows what to do if you know what i mean;) he’s the boy you take home to show your family he’s the one you wanna have kids with and get married. he has great clothing style.he will

love you forever and ever. again hes HOT. once you kiss him or hug him you fall right in love and never wanna leave him. he’s just the perfect person and i could go on for hours talking about him. i just love him so much
friends: oh my god is that bryan?

me: yeah? he’s mine though

friends: hes literally perfect
by anuseuusnsnaziz December 27, 2021
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Bryan

One of the finest niggas you could ever know, and literally an obsession.

Best person you could ever meet, even thinking about him could just make you smile
That boy is so pretty. I bet his name is Bryan
by Unknownl0verr 🤭 April 11, 2023
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Bryan

He is the most humorous and seductive guy with a 6inch howitzer. Able to penetrate 800mm of composite pussy armour from a range of 10km. (May or may not have single-handedly won the battle at Golan heights.) Bryan is also a staunch defender of his religion and if he so happens to be catholic he may very well go on a fucking crusade to slay the fucking heretics.
Wow i must have been in the 10km radius of Bryan i can already feel the baby kicking in me.
General Bryan has personally slain the ottoman garrison in acre
by Pope Bryan 19 November 22, 2021
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