A single man or woman who is attracted to a married man or woman and often attempts to engage said man or woman into a relationship (sexual or otherwise) with him or her.
"When I'm not doing homework or trolling Facebook, I'm often found being a ring sniffer men get lonely too!"
"There goes John... Doesn't he know that girl is married to an ex-navy seal?"
"Bro--he's in the zone. Hardcore ring sniffing.. He's going to end up dead!"
"There goes John... Doesn't he know that girl is married to an ex-navy seal?"
"Bro--he's in the zone. Hardcore ring sniffing.. He's going to end up dead!"
by small wonder May 20, 2014

Guy who lifts everyday and he checks his biceps out on the mirror in gymnastics and always skips leg day. Can't swim either because he's so top heavy
But he's a cool dude
But he's a cool dude
by cttc11 May 21, 2014

Morris; “ the customer said she wanted to show me her ring hole!” unknowing of what that really pertained to, innocently thinking he was about to see a wedding band. He was gravely mistaken.
Jimmy; “Show us ya ring hole, luv!” after consuming a long-neck VB for breakfast at twenty-to-eight in the fuckin’ morning, as he is a fuckin’ fair-dinkum, fuckin’ full-grown Aussie. This is also known as ‘getting that up ya’.
Jimmy; “Show us ya ring hole, luv!” after consuming a long-neck VB for breakfast at twenty-to-eight in the fuckin’ morning, as he is a fuckin’ fair-dinkum, fuckin’ full-grown Aussie. This is also known as ‘getting that up ya’.
by bloodyvwdriver July 11, 2022

by oliver thompson May 6, 2003

a ring of doodoo around a women or man's butt-hole. in a perfect circle mostly found on light skin people
by quran jackson January 8, 2012

Someone's first queer inspiration; somebody who -- through their own open queerness -- unwittingly forces another to confront their own queerness.
From the Fun Home song of the same name.
"Your swagger and your bearing
And the just right clothes you're wearing
Your short hair and your dungarees
And your lace up boots
And your keys, oh
Your ring of keys"
From the Fun Home song of the same name.
"Your swagger and your bearing
And the just right clothes you're wearing
Your short hair and your dungarees
And your lace up boots
And your keys, oh
Your ring of keys"
Missy Elliott was my ring of keys when I was in middle school. From then on, I knew I wasn't straight.
by Kubri27 June 29, 2019

by yellebelle August 21, 2009
