table mate

A cowerer who goes to a conference with you who sits at the same table.

Hey pal, who is your table mate today?

by mr+Incognito September 18, 2019

Table Spam

All that space-taking crap you find on tables at restaurants--extra drink menus, desert menus, weekly specials menus, Direct TV ads. . .

"Move this damn table spam, I need room for my platter of bottomless chicken wings."

by SaladFork May 13, 2013

touch the table

The act of performing a mundane, useless, or irrelevant task or action to appease to one or a few people, whose reason(s) for said task or action are just as mundane, useless, or irrelevant.

Person 1: You're invited to my party!
Person 2: Thanks, but I'm vegan. I'll only come if there's no meat-eaters there.
Person 1: Fuck that, I'm not about to touch the table for you!

by JayKayIsMyName April 23, 2019

Hipster Table

1.Any table or flat surface surrounded by chairs/stools in which Hipsters can gather and discuss politics, thrift stores, and world events that they wish to comment on but don't truly understand. The chairs can be made from 24k gold, but that is optional.
2. Any furniture that involves table and seating that would have "hipster" traits if it were animate. These may include being vintage, skinny legs, or an appearance of shaggy hair-like wood grain patterns.

1."We found a nice young couple in vintage t'shirts to buy our "Hipster Table"."
2."I hate furniture that makes me question the validity of my youth, I prefer hipster tables that maintain their vintage qualities."

by Iswhatitis September 10, 2013

before-table

A group of especially unattractive subjects occupying public group furniture. Term is adapted from the label on the initial image of a set of before/after pictures commonly used to illustrate the effectiveness of a product or service advertised to improve one's image.

Did you see the chicks at the before-table when we entered? For a second, I thought we walked onto the set of an infomercial.

by hitbyageo April 25, 2004

I table

When a person thinks hes a table (something really common)

Me:hey timmy how ya doing?
Timmy:i prefer not to be called "timmy" i table now.

by Uncanny April 23, 2022

table family

a family who believe they own the ice rink or sports area.

a hairy man wearing a baseball cap.
& various family including a daughter who dances, growls, never changes clothes and only has her fringe cut bowl head when visiting annual hairdressers.

BELIEVED TO LIVE UNDER THE TABLE DUE TO MORE THAN REGULAR OCCURANCE AT ICE RINK

Samantha; there! there they are

Alex: who's that?

Samantha; the family that live under the table!

Alex; they live under the table?!

Samantha; Yeah the table family, they live off stolen chips.

Alex; oooooo shes growling...

by themoonfromthestarsisabigworld January 3, 2010