Ken

Ken is Kenough and his Kenergy radiates the room when he walKens in. His Kenergy is a Kennon event. He is Kenchanted. He Kennot EVER be wrong. Except for when he is patriachary. He is Kentertaining and KENTASTIC! *Gallops my invisible horse*

"Ken you not?"
"I KENNOT!"
"I am Kenough."

by kenoughh July 27, 2023

ken

male version of karen. u will always find him shopping at home depot. he will always complain if u are trying to reason with his complaining wife. ken has road rage and severe anger issues. he whips his kids with a belt if they don't listen to him.

kens wife:"my kids are in the car listening to kids bop"
ken: also listening to kids bop in the car

by lxvendar_ January 15, 2022

Kenned

When a normal person slowly converts into a low life incel due to playing any grinding game (i.e Call Of Duty, Overwatch, Cookie Clicker, World Of Warcraft, ect.) By anyone named Kenny.

Yeah my boyfriend got kenned last night with overwatch, I think it's time that I should leave him.

by D-1FriendHater March 29, 2025

Ken Crotch

When a man is completely friend-zoned, contains the ick, or you finally lost feelings for them and have no sexual desire for them whatsoever.

I used to think he was sexy now he has ken crotch

He use to be cute but he opened his mouth and now he is ken crotched.

I feel nothing for him. Ken crotch

by Cajun Sparkle August 16, 2025

Kenning

An adaptation that turns a proper noun into an adjective describing predatory behavior or malicious sexual deviance. Any time you make someone uncomfortable or push your weird and creepy sexual advances on to them in an aggressive way. Especially common to be applied to the same sex as you. Trying to convert someone into a same sex relationship they do not want to be a part of.

“Jeeze I was at the package store and saw someone violently sucking off the clerk for some nips of Southern Comfort, they were really Kenning him.

by Mrbuglegs June 2, 2022

Ken-tuck-y

Where barbie goes to do gymnastics.

Hi! I’m Barbie! I like to go to Ken-tuck-y to do some gymnastics and flips after I spend some time at my Barbie Dream house.

by kekizbest April 12, 2020

Ken Wizenshit

Ken Wizenshit: When you go to the bathroom and are standing at the urinal taking a leak and something from down under hits you in the gut and you have to go number 2 immediately.

Whizzing in the urinal after a night of drinking and you go to fart but realize you should have really went to the stall. Ken Wizenshit

by Calecorn March 22, 2023