pop-tart roulette

This happens when multiple boxes of pop-tarts are opened and dumped out. Because they don't say the flavor on the individual packet, you are forced to gamble on which one you get.

Guy #1: I got hot fudge sundae, I wanted cinnamon roll.
Guy #2: Nobody wins at pop-tart roulette.

by Neakers September 12, 2009

Pop-Tart Wheels

The inability to pick-up girls. Derivation of "wheels". "Pop-tart" because they're square and they crumble under pressure.

"It's never Brody's night; he has Pop-Tart Wheels"

by JOFB December 13, 2013

sexy pop tart

A sexual act in which as soon as a male acheives an erection, he yells 'ding!' to mimic the sound of a toaster or microwave. He then places his erection into his partner's mouth, while furiously thrusting and shouting, "it's CRAZY GOOD!"

Guy 1: Dude, I did the Sexy Pop Tart with Clarissa last night
Guy 2: Yeah? How'd it go?
Guy 1: Now I'm a part of this balanced breakfast!

*both characters high-five and feel guilty for being eternally five*

by Dirty Dan 69 February 10, 2014

Pop Tart Bites

Literal trash. Pop tart bites are like the sequel of the movie that doesn't even come close to the first movie. The size, thickness, texture, consistency, and taste are ALL off. No one asked for them. No one wants them. No one likes them. They taste nothing like the original Pop Tarts. We want them canceled. Gone. Please don't waste your one and only life eating these. Save your money and buy the original.

"Hey have you tried Pop Tart Bites"

Yah. They are the worst things I've ever put in my mouth.

by Themadesthoe420 September 7, 2019

fresh young tart

word created by guys checking out younger girls in public. Whether legal or not, a fresh young tart is a long girl who is so beautiful in every way and just in general, tight. Has to be at least two years younger than the guy who is checking her out and she must be young, barley used, pretty face, skinny, and has a tight little body. Eye candy for all

That cute little girl right there, it may be statutory rape but she is such a fresh young tart.

Dude, she is such a fresh young tart she must be tight as hell.

by tash.0 May 11, 2013

cock tart

when ever a fully erect penis is smeared on both end with a tart frosting topping and then is stuck into a girls mouth where she proceeds to lick it off like a tasty treat

I gave that ho a treat last night a cock tart

by kipper 29 June 7, 2007

Kentucky Pop Tart

A sex act involving one or more people where a chicken leg is used in place of a dildo.

Kyle: How was your date with Amanda last night?
Ryan: So hot, so crazy! She let me give her a Kentucky Pop Tart.
Kyle: Wow! I thought she was a vegetarian.

by Honey Maxwell February 4, 2017